Page 17 | Love Island Winter 2023 - Nah bruv it's Thread 2!

mrstea301 · 31/01/2023 22:13

I don't know it is about Jessie's outfits - they all look as though her breasts are trying to repel them and they're trying to escape to her back! That white dress on the date looked like it was on back to front!

Lampzade · 31/01/2023 22:14

Producers need to bring in a seriously hot male bombshell with a great personality..

bumblenbean · 31/01/2023 22:31

Not only did Zara fall over herself to tell Olivia what happened with Tom and Ellie, she also made sure to say in front of Ellie that Tom had said he wasn’t feeling it with her. Stirring of the highest order!

still not seeing why all the boys are mad about Samie. There are far prettier girls in there. Ron is such a twat. He already had his ‘test’ with Ellie - now he thinks he needs another one, surprise surprise

IHaveCompletedShopping · 31/01/2023 22:36

OMG. Ron and Kai hideous. Ron literally expects Lana to sit tight and just wait quietly while he checks if there's anyone better around. And not only does he expect that, he tells her that and thinks that "But you're currently my number one" makes it all dandy

And Kai has decided to go from boring to horrible for some reason. He did that thing horrible men do where they know they're in the wrong so hector and accuse and talk over you so you can't finish a sentence. And accusing her of shouting And going around smirking

Agree with PP that the only decent men are Shaq and Will and possibly Aaron and Spencer.

Lampzade · 31/01/2023 22:41

Low self esteem is a bitch
Ron by his actions and words has shown Lana that he is not really interested and that she is not his type. Yet there she is still hanging on for dear life.

XanaduKira · 31/01/2023 22:51

MotherofKitties · 31/01/2023 22:10

I think they should let Spencer and Aaron pick first who will pick Lana and Olivia, Tom Ron and Kai will all go for Samie but in a way I hope Tom picks her first and then Ron and Kai are left with egg on their face without their 'backups'. I'm hoping for very smug faces from the girls and some very crestfallen faces from the boys tomorrow night

I remain utterly perplexed at how anyone can be drawn to Ron or Kai - both self confessed "playaaas" (vom), ignorant, self absorbed and dull. Neither are a catch. And I won't even get started on toms complete lack of self awareness. Thank god for Shaq and Will, and Spencer, for showing there's some emotionally intelligent men out there.

And bring on a male bombshell - producers if you're reading - we need someone now!

Totally agree with this.

I think Zara will be the one to go as can't imagine any of the boys will pick her as she brings too much drama. I don't want her to go for that exact reason!

I'm gutted any of them are going at this stage - I'd like a few more male bombshells and then a couple of the boys to go.

Newyearnewmeow · 31/01/2023 23:11

Lana is really annoying me now putting up with that shit from shitty Ron.
He told her he wouldn’t go after a new girl again then he did!
He is loving it that he always has her waiting in the wings.
Hoping Spencer will pick her and show her what a nice man looks like.
Hope Kai gets to choose Samie and then she will realise he talks absolute bullshit.

whathappenedthere · 31/01/2023 23:16

agree Spencer and Lana might be a good match!

Kai kept interrupting Samie, it really annoyed me. he comes across a quite dominating for someone who has nothing to say in general

Aquarius1234 · 31/01/2023 23:17

Surprised the producers are happy to get rid of Zara so soon.
They must hate her.

riotlady · 31/01/2023 23:19

Just got caught up.

Annoying that Samies not had a chance
to choose as the bombshell.

I suspect the producers will put Ron top of the pecking order after the established couples as it will cause much more drama if he picks Samie than Kai or Tom. Plus then one of the other boys gets to make a nice white knight speech to save her

Tanyel has grown on me a lot so hope she gets to stay!

riotlady · 31/01/2023 23:20

riotlady · 31/01/2023 23:19

Just got caught up.

Annoying that Samies not had a chance
to choose as the bombshell.

I suspect the producers will put Ron top of the pecking order after the established couples as it will cause much more drama if he picks Samie than Kai or Tom. Plus then one of the other boys gets to make a nice white knight speech to save her

Tanyel has grown on me a lot so hope she gets to stay!

To save Lana, I mean

Any1Else · 01/02/2023 00:00

Lana seems a lovely person, but she has squandered her time so far in the villa. Despite repeated disappointment and humiliation at the hands of Ron, she’s made absolutely no effort with any other ‘boy’. She thinks she’s being assertive when all she does is cry every time he rolls out another blindingly entitled explanation of why she should be happy to be his doormat.

I don’t suppose she’ll go - but she needs to wake up and actually take action.

Jessie … Even without this thread I would have doubted her veracity - but knowing what we’re all thinking and saying makes her actually painful to watch now.

Lemonande · 01/02/2023 00:10

The new girl Samie looks like Teresa from Real housewives of (is it New York)? Same hairline 😂
Annoying how she lied to Ron that he was her type 🙄annoying accent too

Ron is as thirsty as I predicted he would be.

Spencer seems decent(for now at least). Also Shaq. Tom as well (but the girls need to stop throwing themselves at him, let him work a bit for goodness sake). The other boys bleh 😑🤐

Tanyel has really grown on me. Proper girl's girl 🤗Jessie is sweet as well.
I do wonder why Tanyel isn't being called aggressive on here though, cos even Kai said the other girls were afraid of her. Maybe cos she hasn't said bruv yet.

Most of the girls, apart from Tanyel and Tanya, seem to be doing more grafting than the boys

Pet peeve - is the f word now a mandatory addition to a sentence?

Chasedbythechaser · 01/02/2023 00:25

Jellykat · 31/01/2023 21:54

I'd love it if there was a recoupling and all the girls bar Tanya and Jessie said they didnt want to pick any of them..
(i know the script writers wouldnt allow it, but it would be a mega 'girl power' moment)

I’d love if the girls chose each other too. And gave two fingers to both the men and the producers!

Lemonande · 01/02/2023 00:33

Lemonande · 01/02/2023 00:10

The new girl Samie looks like Teresa from Real housewives of (is it New York)? Same hairline 😂
Annoying how she lied to Ron that he was her type 🙄annoying accent too

Ron is as thirsty as I predicted he would be.

Spencer seems decent(for now at least). Also Shaq. Tom as well (but the girls need to stop throwing themselves at him, let him work a bit for goodness sake). The other boys bleh 😑🤐

Tanyel has really grown on me. Proper girl's girl 🤗Jessie is sweet as well.
I do wonder why Tanyel isn't being called aggressive on here though, cos even Kai said the other girls were afraid of her. Maybe cos she hasn't said bruv yet.

Most of the girls, apart from Tanyel and Tanya, seem to be doing more grafting than the boys

Pet peeve - is the f word now a mandatory addition to a sentence?

EDIT I'm just catching up on today's episode and unfortunately have to remove Tom from the good boy list. Perhaps his real self came out the same time he shaved his eyebrows 😂

doings · 01/02/2023 00:34

I hope Ron is last to pick as he would pick Tanyel before Zara whereas Kai would pick Zara I think. Predicting it’ll be Tanyel and Zara last
i hope someone (Aaron) picks Lana before Ron even gets an opportunity because if Ron gets to choose and picks Lana that’s her done for for the rest of LI - just constant tears and self doubt. If Ron picks early and closes Samie over Lana - that’s so gutting for her too. She needs a morale boost so let her be someone else’s first choice pls.

doings · 01/02/2023 00:36

*chooses

Lemonande · 01/02/2023 00:46

Lol Ron's pep talk to Lana is so hilarious 😂 He's such a little, annoying boy. Have no idea what people see in him.
I hope they bring in an amazing bombshell for Lana and "the inevitable happens" and Ron gets dumped by both Samie and Lana

Kai is gaslighting Tanyel...."why are you shouting??" And then proceeds to shout at her. Whatever mate 🙄
I feel sorry for the parents of his school kids watching him - not a great role model at all.

Aquarius1234 · 01/02/2023 01:00

Ron earns 6 figure salary in London and his family home is quite large detached house large driveway lots of land etc
But yeh he's dull and arrogant..

Picoloangel · 01/02/2023 07:47

Ron is awful - he’s very disrespectful to Lana not just his horrible swivelling head but the way he tries to tell her that his shitty behaviour is somehow for her benefit. Telling her repeatedly that Samie is his type on paper was so nasty. I really dislike him.

Kai - also awful. Tanyel knows her worth and it pisses him off so he accuses her of shouting etc. Samie isn’t in to him as far as I can tell. I think she likes Ron the Con.

I just want Lana her to dump Ron and find someone else. We need a few new boys. The current crappy crop have become so complacent.

I like Tanyel though thought her row with Aaron seemed a bit over the top.

I can see that Samie is very pretty but her voice is awful.

Zara is still wildly swinging between Lady Mary and anyone from So Solid accent wise! I worry that if she gets dumped we will have to endure hours and hours of her “truth” Prince Harry style! That’s enough about me, let’s talk about you. How do you feel about me?! She’s unbelievably self centred.

vjg13 · 01/02/2023 07:52

I don't think Tom deserves to be on the "good boy" either. I'm really disappointed that a girl will leave, would love to see Kai go.

Peasepuddingbloodycold · 01/02/2023 08:02

They should have had a vote for your favourite islander (maybe exempting the most recent arrivals) and then dumped the bottom two ‘girls’ and bottom two ‘boys’.

And then sent in two new male bombshells.

CellophaneFlower · 01/02/2023 08:10

Tanyel "I hope they both get blown away" 😂

I'm hating Ron more than Tom now. I think Tom pulled it back a bit when he admitted he's been a prick and apologised. He really does think he's so irresistible he can't be honest with the girls as he may break their hearts 🙄

Aaron is pathetic. Cannot believe he totally ignored Olivia as she practically walked into him in his rush to get to Tom. Obviously Tom's behaviour is fine in this situation, as Aaron knows he doesn't have a chance with Olivia, so will defend Tom instead.

I think Ellie handled things well and glad none of the girls blamed her.

Kai sounds like Kirk Sutherland from Corrie.

TitsInAbsentia · 01/02/2023 09:25

Jeez...loads of people turned in to Vicky Pollard there with there one sided blah blah blah.

Did Ron think through what he was saying to Lana early in the episode - who the f wants to be told that kind of shit? Say it back to yourself in your head as if it were coming from her and see if you'd be happy? Just think, if this were outside the villa he'd merrily be playing along with anyone who showed him interest and Lana would be totally unaware. Tit.

Not impressed the guys get to pick but give we have an extra girl I guess it was inevitable. It's really all down to the picking (pecking!) order tonight, I really hope we lose Zara and not Tanyel though.

vjg13 · 01/02/2023 09:37

Much as I like Lana, it would probably be better for her to leave and bag her Boohoo contract than stay.