Doctors - rude doctor and rude receptionist, no surprise there’re no patients

[MadisonAvenue]

Hopefully Raahh can post on this one.

Nearly time for the Christmas cliffhanger!

I'm not really sure how effective bobbing up and down on the spot is

I count my steps on my phone. Sometimes i just wobble the phone about

Kirsty gets more annoying by the day. Please hurry up and lose her, writers.
Maybe she could
a) go to Australia on a holiday - and stay there
b) Buy a pub (not the Icon) and hence never be seen again
c) run off with Dismal Brian

I'd enable voting, if I could.

Snap! And when my watch tells me its time to stand I wave my phone in the air 😂

I was in Disneyland last week and my daily steps trebled. Fairly sure at one point Apple thought my watch had been stolen 😂

*Killed8 yes, I managed thousands of steps going round the Trafford centre at Christmas, walked for miles. Didn't need to cheat that week .

Gobby has a cheek really, she is just as annoying as Al in her own way- they are a s bad as each other .

Kirsty is on the credits sadly so we're stuck with her. I really want to see her have a show down with Karen!

Jeepers Al!! A clown outfit???? Help.

Al suits a clown suit.

Is she?
Oh. Bugger.

It's heart day today, isn't it?

Don't leave the door open! Idiot!

Not fast enough for us, Brian. B'bye.

Have Scarlett and Dismal Brian shared a bottle of dark hair dye?

Bingle I thought that- they can't afford the bills and the patio is wide open!

Fuzzy I was wondering who has been cutting his hair- since last week, she couldn't afford shampoo.

Well, this is cheery.

I have never known a GP chase a client into the pub.

Chasing patients a round the Midlands is part of the service, at the Mill.

Round here, you're lucky to get an appointment in person.

The expression Sid's face looks like he's their son. Exasperated!

It's akin to seeing a teacher out of school isn't it? Bloody weird.

Saw my dentist in Tesco once, he was behind me at the till. I was desperately trying to cover my bar of galaxy with my multipack of crisps and feeling guilty 😂

He's probably worried the next time he sees him, it will be in the back of a rapid response vehicle. And the 'concerned paramedic' face would have to come out.

Busted. That's the sort of thing that would happen to me.

And If I was with the dc ,I would be loud MN parenting -' Oh dd2 , no, you can have the chocolate after your hummus and asparagus' etc etc '

I feel the need for a breath of fresh air through Doctors

and a new thread please? I think this is 999 unless someone beats me to it?

Here you go

www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4732629-doctors-are-we-going-to-see-the-fake-bad-back-of-brian-for-good