Masterchef The Professionals : Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

What's the wrinkly lime thing?

My resident wood pigeons' undigested gullet contents would be all the feckin' expensive kibbled peanuts and sunflower hearts I've bought for the nice little birds. It would basically be pigeon that comes with its own granola.

I quite liked the start of US MC, where loads of people had to cook and they just gave aprons to the 20 best

MILLEFEUILLE FFS. And here come the tonka beans.

Ah, kaffir limes.

'This isn’t just any lime, it’s a kaffir lime'

Me too. I nearly vommed up my dinner.

Anna's dish looks nice but complicated.

That does sound delicious

This appears to be an assembly job

Esma. You can get squirells buster bird feeder. The pigeons are to heavy for them so they cant get food

Speaking of faine dining, Dd is making Mars bar rice crispy squares. I can smell melty butter and golden syrup and chocolate. Mmmm
i predict some huge bollox ups here.

M&S style!

It looks lovely but a bit of a niche skill's test.

It’s not a Mille Feuille though, it’s about a Quatre Feuille…

YUM.

Look, Charlie, when you applied for Masterchef you should have made sure you got lots of practice in pastry work as it ALWAYS comes up. Be prepared, old chap.

That filo looks good.

it’s funny how they have all worked in “good” restaurants, none of them done a stint in some dead beat bistro where they micro wave every thing……. It’s a bit like “good” dry cleaners, no one admits to being the rubbish dry cleaners

That's the trouble with skills tests. They can be too niche like this.

Oh dear Anna has her sad face on. Poor Charlie, he’s a handsome young chap.

Can we come and visit, OhWhat? I’m sure those Mars Bar crispy squares will need testing?

So Charlie, that whole food thing ... any idea? Anything at all?

Mars bar crispy things. ❤️❤️

He has clean-looking hair, no beard and no tattoos. He's an imposter!

He is lovely

Running around like a legless chicken? Is that just rolling about?

Or does he mean legless as in drunk?