Masterchef The Professionals : Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

They are for us to take to poor neglected Thing two in Manchester tomorrow. Yeah, fat chance.

Poor Charlie.

Maybe it was a legless pigeon, after the previous skills test

It's like the bloody Christmas threads on here.

'What can I buy an elderly lady of 59?'

The answer is always 'a lovely scarf' like you'd ever go out of your way to buy them a shit one.

Potential forager.

The Swedish Chef! Will she use mah-na mah-na like last week?

I like Theres already, but has she made much Mill Foy?

OK, the answer is no.

Yeah but I think she’s got a free pass for foraging.

Running around like a legless chicken? Is that just rolling about?

😂😂😂

Deconstructed mill foy…

It’s like asking a blind man to describe an elephant. Poor Theres.

She might not have cooked one but surely she has seen one? Poor girl.

viques crosses Sweden off bucket list on the lack of patisserie options

That was tough for her.

Sweden has a strong game in making sweet versions of bread.

They do have lovely cakes in Sweden, viques, I've eaten a few!

Hopefully there'll be a raw fish round coming up.

Ooh off to a tricky start with Swedish lady.

A great lunch in China Town thanks @RomainingCalm and some drinks afterwards. Could be snoozing soon 🤣

It's got an ABBA museum though.

Charlie ENDORSES fish !

Granny klaxon

Dorset foraging!

He didn't strike me as the foraging type

In that case I feel even sorrier for poor Teres. Mind you, she has lived in the UK for two years, plenty of time to sample cake.

FORAGING in Dorset no less. Targeted foraging.

How do you know you’re posh? When granny’s signature dish is lemon semi Freddo.