Masterchef The Professionals : Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

The bald twat is back

Oh thank goodness, I thought I had missed a day and that lovely Devon boy and Italians scouser had been eliminated.

I think your ankle-tag theory might have something in it, Esma.

I would have them massive prawns from last week

Scallops, pineapple and mushrooms? Wilson has lost it.

Mushrooms 300 ways... My absolute nightmare

James puts me in kind of Angelos Epithimou.

With the voice of someone I can’t place…

I'm not going to Wilsons for dinner.. Ever

Nikita's guests are best.

The only pigeon I've seen in my life are the ones in trafalgar Square

Raaaaaw pigeon

I mean, I quite like mushrooms (dare I confess that on here?) but come ON, Wilson.

As for Nikita saying you don’t see pigeons that often, you see nothing else on MC for God's sake!

I'd be happy with that lobster, some garlic prawns, maybe some crusty bread and a large bottle of chilled white on my dessert island.

So far no one has chosen Greggg for their desert island guest, which is a shame because if you planned it properly and stuffed him full of carbs he would fall asleep , the contestant and crew could sneak off the island and that would be the end of him.

James s looks rough

Is the pasta meant to look like Darth Vader?

I think they've really confused the Desert Island Discs and Fantasy Dinner Party concept here. It should either be the one meal you could have if you were marooned on a desert island, or the meal you would cook for your dream guests at a dinner party. You're on a desert island and you're cooking for Raymond Blanc, Stanley Tucci, Tom Hanks and George Lucas is a bit of fudge.

I'd probably die of anaphylaxis if I went anywhere near Wilsons dish (dangerously allergic to mushrooms I am)

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Not to you Peebles

was I thought it looked rough pasta

Don’t think this series is for you Pebble mushroom heavy

My Desert Island Dish if I were marooned with Gregg would be Strychnine Pot Noodle.

Ha that's OK ❤️

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I'm itchy just looking at it