Who's watching Kirstie and Phil/Kevin tonight?

[expatinscotland]

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People must pay them to not have to socialise with them Expat.

It's a boy. I've said this on another thread, but Bay was born about a week after my dd and was exactly twice the weight. Respect to Ms Alsopp.

Can you imagine the poor kids, growing up in one of their dads' office blocks with their neurotic mother?

Fuckin' hell.

Money isn't everything .

the only person on any grand designs I've wanted to lay with is that dude in the woods. Now he had soul and looked like a great ride.

gordon????? - yuk! also suspect he would be awful in bed....Kevin would be fun

Only kevin for me - no one else will do (am fussy you see )!

The kids will end up living in cottages, crammed full to the rafters with crap when they are older, just to rebel against the empty, boring office they had to grow up in.

That's magic!

Do you think I could coat my DC in that ?

Lol at the "devil's work"

Right that's it

Bigbadmouse - you and me join forces and mow these lot down to share kev

Oilhan - I'll take you on and get Gordon all for myself (Ray Winstone voice)

Yokel indeed - you'll now see how tough we Devon girls are

yeah, him and that older couple who rennovated that old barn in Northumberland by themselves with their grown kids.

Bless at Kev being all excited about the magic paint!

She has always wanted a white box, FFS what a nutter.

His 'n' hers bodywarmers.

ewww crisp box

it is pretty that White box... Well it would be if it were a prison

she really loves timnicebutdim

do you think their kids go state?

How big was Bay then?????? She did look huge - maybe her hubby is huge? Kirsty is lovely - Phil.....gay

but before they go into the cottages, they'll find drugs .

Phil isn't gay is he ?? I like Phil better than Kevin.

That house looks bloody horrible by the way (stops the violence for a sec). Not a home is it.

No, Phil is not gay. He's married with kids.

Nah, you softy southerner. I'm from Cheshire, we're reet hard.

yeah expat you and ms same wave length. That couple were ave. That woman worked true hard fire

The kids will demand one of those tents for their trampoline and sleep outside to get away from being able to hear their parents have sex in their so unprivate bedroom.