Who's watching Kirstie and Phil/Kevin tonight?

[expatinscotland]

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I find the hubby doing the project more fanciable than Kevin tbh. I like blokes with a bit of meat on them.

I'm with you there expat.

Yeah? You star'in' on me? Come on then...

I've only got eyes for my DH

Hes not gay -hes married with a fair few children I believe

He should be gay, really. But somehow (thank you, lord) he's not.

Maybe he's not gay, but he looks it to me!

It will be all change in a minute when Gordon Ramsay comes on the screen, then it will be Kevin who?

Sensible kitchen designer.

also setting off gaydar.

Now Gordon, I would.

At least Gordon looks like he could give a woman a good rodgering.

Kevin looks like he'd tuck his willy between his legs and run shrieking back to his boyfriend.

"She likes cleaning". Nutjob

Mmm Gordon, he would be a dirty ride

he's a tight fisted git with nearly £800,000 to spend on a house.

sounds like my kind of twat guy.

LMAO Expat, you are right though I think.

It's Junior Tim Nice-But-Dim!

it looks like an office building. Not even a nice one at that. Had to laugh at kitchen design man." she seems to really like cleaning" guffaw

minkvelvet - lolol at you and your mum discussing gordon's shagging skills - and then calling him gordy

Is like when my mum told me about her big crush on Jeremy Kyle (ended with me running out the room screaming, fingers in ears!!)

how do these charmless, souless, utterly unimaginative and tediously dull people wind up so rich?!

nutcracker they don't come more meatier than my DH - I'm chasing skinny Kev for a nice change .

He's not gay - not with 4 children surely (artistic maybe, not gay)

GOML u with me or not??? I have much weaponry to use in our fight

GOML, I'll fight you for Gordon too.

What do you think? Winner takes all?

I'll have you any day, you yokel.