Who's watching Kirstie and Phil/Kevin tonight?

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GOML - you're on!

people like them don't have sex except for purposes of procreation, nutty.

not phil he is lovely and flirty. Full of big boy signals. Not a gay hair on his head

11lb 11oz, apparently.

I'm from Cheshire too, so am obv. rock hard. You can have Phil though.

I agree i think it looks like a prison DP loves it.

Nah, my best friend is from Warrington and she is a weed.

Hmm yes I think you might be right Expat. Where do they find these weird people ?

Expat - it's all a cover (the lengths some men go to). I had to laugh when I saw an episode with phil in a hot tub - he shaves around his neck and shoulders so he looked like he was wearing a perfect crew neck jumper. You have a point about the kids in cluttery cottages for sure though!

Bigbadmouse lol at your sword

Was from Ilfracombe in Devon but recenetly moved to Cheltenham

DH loves it too.

I am really liking the hubby as this goes on. Would have to rough him up a bit, but there is definatly something there.

You've lost the plot, nutty, he's a twonk .

lol at kevin calling her 12m kitchen ridiculous

Go Kev (swoons)

I've just realised what's missing this week. Nothing has gone wrong yet! He's a proper architect, not an arrogant amateur. BOO! I want someone useless!

what is she going to put in those units?????? I'd never be able to find anything

stainless steel and white ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

How much is a replacement washer for that tap do you think??

Oh don't like him , just the way he looks, sort of. I am single and desperate though, so you have to make allowances for that.

Oh the 1000 quid tap!!

she's mackin' on that fucking tap rather than her husband.

she's practically orgasmic over this fug tap.

ohmigod look at those twat taps

A grand. For taps.

Jeeesus

she bought the tap. Fucking raving loon.

it's worth it though - the tap??? stupid b*h. More money than sense again!

kitchen looks like a laboratory.

wait till the kids get hold of a box of chalk!

God it is soooo dull Zzzzzzzzzz - what a waste of nice slate.

GOML - You weren't all that far from me then in Ilfracombe - or Kev for that matter. 11lb 11oz - wow.

What is it with floating staircases?????

Oh for crying out loud now they are coordinating in purple tops and brown trousers.

I want to bury them in the cement in thier house.