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MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 10:47

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

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dillite · 07/09/2022 21:43

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 21:42

I wish she’d been paired with KwaMe.

The pair of them could have got their rocks off being disdainful and knobbish to eachother.

Eau de schoolbullee about the pair of them.

Judging by her reaction towards KwaMe, he is exactly what she ordered.

TitsInAbsentia · 07/09/2022 21:44

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/09/2022 21:38

Taxi for Whitney please. In the words of reality TV King Davide, GO THE FUCK OUT.

YASSSSSSSSS!

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 07/09/2022 21:44

Perhaps the risk of them procreating and creating a mini WhamMe was too great even for these rickless ixperts

PoseyFlump · 07/09/2022 21:44

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/09/2022 21:33

But is Coronavirus VEGAN though?

Do you think it started in a vegan wet market?

bibliomania · 07/09/2022 21:45

Kesia is nice.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 21:45

If this was real time, I’d have ordered her a bastard Uber myself.

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HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 07/09/2022 21:46

PoseyFlump · 07/09/2022 21:44

Do you think it started in a vegan wet market?

Absolutely.

Some extra firm tofu accidentally fell in the almond milk.

Unleashed a fart pandemic

TitsInAbsentia · 07/09/2022 21:47

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/09/2022 21:41

'You're fake like a Louis Vuitton from China'

She's more a bumberry from bush market...

dillite · 07/09/2022 21:47

Why are all these people so immature?

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 07/09/2022 21:48

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 21:45

If this was real time, I’d have ordered her a bastard Uber myself.

I wish it was real time and we could vote on games like Truth or Dare .

And call Ubers of course.

Nhsbandhelp · 07/09/2022 21:48

What is Kwame talking about???

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 21:49

“did it get Spicy” from Lionel.

that clacking noise you hear is my fanjo knitting itself shut.

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dillite · 07/09/2022 21:49

Nhsbandhelp · 07/09/2022 21:48

What is Kwame talking about???

He had a great time rebutting Kasia the entire week.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 21:50

Or Jess and KwaMe. Not arsed.

horrors.

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Nhsbandhelp · 07/09/2022 21:51

Blissss!!!!! WTF kwaME

dillite · 07/09/2022 21:52

Kwame is such a liar.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 21:52

Whit is snaking.

She ain’t got Kasia’s back at all.

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HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 07/09/2022 21:52

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 21:49

“did it get Spicy” from Lionel.

that clacking noise you hear is my fanjo knitting itself shut.

i hope he hasn’t asked Lara to get spicy. Although we would have heard her fanjo shut all the way from Bavaria . Which I imagine Lara would rather gnaw her left tit off than ever revisit, never mind with Lionel.

tellyiscrap · 07/09/2022 21:54

Damm .. I didn't hear what April just said about Whitney to KwaME .. can anyone help?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 21:54

Why had dod a flower behind his ear?

Calm down senorita.

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Nhsbandhelp · 07/09/2022 21:54

Thomas is the real friend

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 07/09/2022 21:55

These ixperts now have the measure of KwaME.

Shame they didn’t realise a few weeks earlier

dillite · 07/09/2022 21:55

tellyiscrap · 07/09/2022 21:54

Damm .. I didn't hear what April just said about Whitney to KwaME .. can anyone help?

She said "So basically her" meaning Whitney

yellowsmileyface · 07/09/2022 21:55

This hottub story is spreading like 'rona

Nhsbandhelp · 07/09/2022 21:55

tellyiscrap · 07/09/2022 21:54

Damm .. I didn't hear what April just said about Whitney to KwaME .. can anyone help?

‘So her basically’ as to body type

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