MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

Hmmm o do wonder... why is Duka keen to try?

He must see he's flogging a dead donkey

He probably does want his moment of fame. It's too early to go
Yet

We did. The others are just so forgettable.

Well we know her answer because she's in the preview 🙄

They all do though, it would be stupid to pretend that they don't. Especially the younger ones who live on social media.

I wasn't expecting the Thomas and Captain Curtains argument!

Notice he didn't deny that he was being fake or saying about getting pussy etc

That just exploded out of nowhere. I have a feeling that they were waiting for a reason to blow up and then it just happened.

The preview for the next show where Thomas and CC were arguing sounds worryingly abusive.

Whitney is undoubtedly a damaged soul and it’s coming out as nastiness but I don’t think Duka is all sweetness and light and that pussy comment was awful. If he did say that(and he didn’t deny it) then no wonder she is pissed off with him. I don’t trust him.

I’ve finally realised who Thomas reminds me of. ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER!! I cannot unsee it now ..

Thomas and Whitney are both unhinged. The captain curtains argument was great entertainment though I have to admit.

Im glad Thomas chipped in at Whitney although let’s face it he’s more interested in making himself centre stage. The funny thing is even though he’s the one who kept criticising Adrian’s looks, he’s much more affectionate/ tactile than Adrian is.

Lionel is way too intense, but to be honest I think Lara is a bit sketchy too. She doesn’t seem to know what she wants. She seems a bit of a lost soul.

April and George - not sure there’s any mileage in it. She seems pretty flighty.

what the hell is going on with kwame? Does he fancy her or not? Really bizarre. It’s like half of them didn’t know what show they were signing up to…

Finally I’m all caught up and can comment on the thread. Whitney is one damaged lady. I properly guffawed at ‘Captain Curtains’, Lionel makes my skin crawl, PJay is adorable, Jess has horrendous lips that look like a pouting bum hole George and April are in it for the fame, Kwame and Kaisa are one odd pairing, he doesn’t fancy her because she’s chunky but doesn’t want to say it because rude and she spent the whole honeymoon jiggling her chesticles in his face then was all ‘I don’t know how I feel’ on the couch. You were practically mounting him the Maldives pet!

I only have hope for Jordan and ?Chania.

the rest of them are doomed.

Oh. Vegan and non vegan. Boring.

Sorry but your comment makes no sense. You eat plant based. Or do you call yourself a vegan on the days you just don't eat meat? Bit like someone claiming to be a Christian one day and a Muslim the next. It's way more complicated than that. Neither Jenna nor Zoe should compromise on their moral view points and should never have been matched. They have been shafted.

I’ve finally realised who Thomas reminds me of. ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER!! I cannot unsee it now ..

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You're totally right!!

He did start to explain himself and then she started wailing more so all attention was on her.

What I think went down was that when she kept being a cow to him, he pointed out to her that when people watch the show, he will be the one that will have come across well and getting attention whereas she will be seen like a horrible person, which she has been.

I could be completely wrong obviously.

The more airtime she gets the more I can't stand April. I think she actually annoys me more than Whitney now. I genuinely think she's a narcissist (I know that term gets thrown around like a baseball but seriously). The way she keeps laughing about the kiss and minimising what happened more and more each time she talks about it, the way she keeps involving herself in everything... I think she has the fakest demeanor of everyone there.

As for Whitney, she really needs to go home now. This experience is really not doing any good for neither her nor Duka.

I knew he'd choose stay. I think in instances when the relationship is clearly hopeless and someone chooses stay, it's just a matter of wanting to continue being on TV (Morag springs to mind). It's also possible the producers persuade the more drama inducing couples to stay.

He did start to explain himself and then she started wailing more so all attention was on her.

I noticed that too. I wish he'd had a chance to speak. It sounded like he kept trying to say a word with an "ash" sound in it but I couldn't figure out what that could be relative to the context!

I'm probably just deluding myself but I really want him to be a good guy.

@yellowsmileyface I think he was saying "that's trash" when she said the pussy comment but yes her dramatics and raising of her voice drowned him out

I think what @dillite said is true. She is constantly being nasty and maybe he said something like "I'm really trying and I'm a nice guy, I could get someone but you are coming across horrible" and she didn't hear that. She only heard what she wanted to. But who knows. She needs to go home asap

In honour of Jess & Adrian's bold looks, please can "Captain Curtains and the mouth like a pouting bumhole" be the next thread name.

@stopitleaveitgetdown ahhh yes! That makes sense.

Ah so Whitney has finally given an example of what Duka said wrong and tbh I can see her point. I'm not sure how 'I will get loads of pussy after the experiment' can be taken out of context and would even be a shitty joke. She should have made herself clearer on what was said sooner.

I'm surprised he wasn't grilled more on that.

Thomas, FFS.

The pussy comment does sound awful out of context. The only thing I wondered was whether it was said in response to a rebuttal from Whitney - maybe she'd called him unattractive, or he'd tried to make a move and she was really rude in her response? Not that that makes it ok, but it would make sense, in a 'if you don't want me, there will be plenty of others who would' way??

Marries at first sight is one of my favourite shows!! it has a big thumbs up from me, always such much drama

@yellowsmileyface

Subtitles confirm Duka did say 'That is such trash'

I was surprisingly sad yesterday. It's not long since I lost my own DM and the Queen reminded me of her in lots of ways. So I missed MAFS and then caught up this morning.

So much drama! Did anyone else notice Whitney's accent changed completely when she was talking to Kesia?

George and April are well-matched from a lying pov. She snogged someone and didn't tell him about him. He was bothered by it and told everyone! Then they both pretended the opposite.

Thomas is an entertaining mix of volatile drama llama and emotionally intelligent MH professional. He's acting like a cross between Cilla Black and Supernanny.

With Duka, I wondered if Whitney had accused him of only being there for sex hence his 'he can get pussy' comment. She thinks he isn't genuine because she thinks a nice person has to be a doormat all the time. But Duka might just be there for fame. Some of the other men didn't seem surprised by what she was saying.

Ritchie took the project comment well I thought ... he's wearing me down by dint of not being aggressive, volatile, rude and a liar. That's the problem with MAFS, basic humanity starts to look like a prize!