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MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 10:47

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

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CinnamonOrangeCremeBrulee · 07/09/2022 22:11

Lana/Lara was quite handy with the big spoon too ! She seemed v tipsy ...loose lips and all that.

George forgetting he was filmed telling people lol.

April being an Olivia .

dapsnotplimsolls · 07/09/2022 22:12

I'm still not sure who dod is? It took me long enough to realise who Lionel is :)

Stressybetty · 07/09/2022 22:12

Didn't turn over quick enough and got an tramatic eyeful of rude bits 😮

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 07/09/2022 22:12

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:08

Lionel massaging Dod.

He’s that close he could feel Sid’s heartbeats and the four heartbeats of his kids.

I half expected his hand to go down the shirt like the Brut advert and be met with a bit of a slap.

THis made me guffaw so loudly I woke a cat.

past my bedtime

dillite · 07/09/2022 22:12

Dad Of Daughters??? George. I think?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:12

Dos’s heartbeat not Sid’s.

I don’t know who Sid is.

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HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 07/09/2022 22:12

dapsnotplimsolls · 07/09/2022 22:12

I'm still not sure who dod is? It took me long enough to realise who Lionel is :)

George I think?

Yamyam13 · 07/09/2022 22:13

Place marking!

Havent seen tonight.

Watching Ritchie on the honeymoon was so unbearable I needed a break for a day.
I feel so sorry for Lara. She was trying really hard but noone can fight that strength of Ick.

dapsnotplimsolls · 07/09/2022 22:13

A-ha! Thank you!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:14

Dod is scottish for George.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 07/09/2022 22:14

When do they move in together? Shouldn't that have happened by now?

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/09/2022 22:14

Speaking of Olivia, did anyone see that they've split up? I'm DELIGHTED.

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/09/2022 22:15

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:12

Dos’s heartbeat not Sid’s.

I don’t know who Sid is.

Nah you were right with Sid. Look at April with her hair tied back. Separated at birth.

MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party?  Are you fuccchhhhhhhh.  No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please.  Punishment for that is pecky kissies.
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:16

I’m glad that they’ve split too but towards the end he was as odious as she was.

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icelollycraving · 07/09/2022 22:16

George is looking around wondering why people are talking about it. Well because you told them ffs.
April looks decidedly older than 32. It’s the work, it gives women in their 30s a preserved look so ages them. She’s been on The Bachelor and The Cabin. Third time lucky?

CinnamonOrangeCremeBrulee · 07/09/2022 22:17

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/09/2022 22:14

Speaking of Olivia, did anyone see that they've split up? I'm DELIGHTED.

It was a grand moment !

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/09/2022 22:20

Oh my god I was chatting to DH so we didn't turn the TV over and now I can't look away from the misshapen bodies ConfusedConfusedConfused

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:22

i usually hate the honesty boxes but they’d be as well trotting them out now.

Theyll be slightly less harmful than those bassad puzzle boxes in Hellraiser.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:23

I’ve got two spacehoppers and a beaver on my telly.

What is this mince?

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Stressybetty · 07/09/2022 22:25

Wondering if Jenna will make the commitment ceremony, is it filmed the day after the dinner party?

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/09/2022 22:26

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:23

I’ve got two spacehoppers and a beaver on my telly.

What is this mince?

$1 million on surgery. I can't help thinking that would have been much better spent on therapy. He could have bought an actual Ken doll to play with out of the change.

QueSyrahSyrah · 07/09/2022 22:26

Stressybetty · 07/09/2022 22:25

Wondering if Jenna will make the commitment ceremony, is it filmed the day after the dinner party?

She was in the background in the preview.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:28

Jenna’ll be there. Sheldonstylee…

MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party?  Are you fuccchhhhhhhh.  No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please.  Punishment for that is pecky kissies.
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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:30

A million quid on procedures?

I could retire on that. Sure I’d still have a face like a bag of spanners but I’d survive.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 22:31

And I could light a four wick candle without fear.

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