Celebrity Masterchef 3

[Pebbledashery]

Thread 3 for when the other one fills up.

Well, it's been established that he likes ingesting things from far-flung lands.

Sorry your week has been horrible, OhWhat ☹️

No I'd forgotten Mel was still there so I take it back. Mel to win !!

Let me wave my magic wand in your direction ohwhat hopefully next week will be better. Sometimes life just is shit, I can only think it makes the average daily shite seem bearable 💐

Boak - S word

I want Mel to win, if for no other reason than that she’s the quietest.

I could have done without hearing Greggg say slippery tbh

My innards shrivelled when Gregg said 'slippery.'

Slippery, I swear he does it now to wind us up, I have no emojis but you know the one I want to put

🤮this one ?

Bloody hell that pud looks marvellous

Danny is annoying but his food does look good.

That lamb could get up and trot off the plate

Cheers guys. It’s irredeemably awful, a fucking great meteor could only improve it.
But hey ho. Let’s eviscerating jonty s granny hair. And gregg saying “yummy”
oh there’s the grey slop.

@littlbrowndog

Thats the one indeed, thank you

Grudgingly agree

That lamb could still frolic in a field. It is not cooked beautifully.

Phallic prawn and baaing lamb. He'll still win

It wasn’t still had white fat on it

Does look horrible though.

That lamb looked completely raw to me. Ugh.

Pan fried lamb, are we sure?

That looked like the lamb waved to the pan from across the kitchen and never got any nearer tbh

Pud looked good though.

How does someone who has just learned to cook make it look like that? And and and why are they not crying in their kitchens over timings (like me on Sundays)

Urrrgghhh another brown dish. Wants to be Mel.