Celebrity Masterchef 3

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Thread 3 for when the other one fills up.

Turkish teef innit.

I made it Chuffians from far flung lands !

Ffs stop cackling.

Yumnuts blueberry all of the yumnuts 😁

why so sad ohwhatfuckery ? Have a hug, scuse greasy fingers 🤗

There's a lot of coconut in Danny's menu.

Is he on something. Nobody can be that annoying

I'll have a tiramisu please!

I know I am late to this party but do we think Danny has taken a shed load of Columbian laughing powder?

Was it nice in furrin Mother?
what, the,Jeff, is he doing with those pecans?

Maybe it is Blueberry but I have a memory of Lisa Faulkners husband on it, oh unless he was a contestant actually before she got with John

I'm probably completely wrong though

Cross post sort of

I do like Danny, hes fun

Danny seems even more ungovernable than usual, and that’s saying something.

And now here comes Lisa, shrieking away…….just Shut. Up.

No plucking Lisa cut it

Gregggg’s gone all out to be smart, John’s still channelling Willy Wonka

Wallpaper paste and duck don’t float ma dinghy

All the build-up and the final episode is a half-hour rush. I think they should have done Chefs' Table earlier, kept four celebs for the final and culled one celeb before this last task.

Mel to win.

Still in furrin right now and it's great.

Massaman is not a good looking dish. I think it needs to be Lisa based on being marginally less annoying. Not a lot in it though.

@Ellenanora7 well thank God they've only got 30 mins then!

why so sad ohwhatfuckery ? Have a hug, scuse greasy fingers life innit? Week from the Bowels of hell.
Everything sounds a mess.

Just popping in for the final to say hello. Haven't been particularly good at following this series for all sorts of reasons.

Rhubarb needs to be in a crumble or on pavlova. It does not need to be near mackerel.

Duck still quacking alert !

My Bombay mix is pinging everywhere. Must be excited

Gooseberry is good with mackerel though.
what’s that grey slop?