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Celebrity Masterchef 3

836 replies

Pebbledashery · 01/09/2022 20:40

Thread 3 for when the other one fills up.

OP posts:
GrouchyKiwi · 02/09/2022 21:12

The first time I've ever seen lamb on Masterchef and thought I might be OK eating it.

Blueberrycreampie · 02/09/2022 21:12

Oh no!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/09/2022 21:13

That lamb looks fine to me, I can’t be doing with raw.

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 02/09/2022 21:13

He does produce a pretty plate does Ryan

BIWI · 02/09/2022 21:13

GrouchyKiwi · 02/09/2022 21:12

The first time I've ever seen lamb on Masterchef and thought I might be OK eating it.

So true!

So many times they do lamb and it's still bleating!

Ellenanora7 · 02/09/2022 21:13

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/09/2022 21:10

Greg R looks like the offspring of Alexander Armstrong.

I cannot unsee that now and I can't stand Alexander Armstrong

Blueberrycreampie · 02/09/2022 21:13

Oh ok it's slightly pink!

littlbrowndog · 02/09/2022 21:13

I love bleating lamb

Ladybrrrd · 02/09/2022 21:14

Id definitely tuck in to that! Lovely colours too.

Halsall · 02/09/2022 21:14

That lamb is fine

WishawHoping · 02/09/2022 21:14

The more Ryan staggers twitchily to a total breakdown, the less convincing Lisa's 'oooh, whoops, I've got no idea what I'm doing, me! Hee hee!' routine looks by comparison.

TheDogsMother · 02/09/2022 21:14

Khaki soup. Yum

Blueberrycreampie · 02/09/2022 21:15

Soup looks good - but it's still...soup!

Ellenanora7 · 02/09/2022 21:15

I love broccoli and stilton soup

Chipstick10 · 02/09/2022 21:15

What is the lip liner about? At least Kitty’s hair is tied up today

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 02/09/2022 21:15

Stop woohing

MoveBitch · 02/09/2022 21:15

Ryan's pained expressions are getting a bit much

Sunbird24 · 02/09/2022 21:15

Was thinking that @Chipstick10 , looks like he’s been at the chocolate milk

EsmaCannonball · 02/09/2022 21:16

Even I can make broccoli and stilton soup.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/09/2022 21:16

Broccoli and Stilton soup smells like farts. Fuck me he’s doing my head in. And the fawning. Ick.

GrouchyKiwi · 02/09/2022 21:16

I'm appreciating Ryan being all "I hate this". Makes a nice change from the "this is the best experience of my life" crew.

BIWI · 02/09/2022 21:16

I can't stand the way they all play to/pander to Kitty.

<biased>

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 02/09/2022 21:16

Brown lip liner with pink lips reminds me of a bumhole

Halsall · 02/09/2022 21:17

The 'unscripted' banter is getting on my…..well, you know.

Chipstick10 · 02/09/2022 21:17

Haha was thinking almost the same thing