Celebrity Masterchef 3

[Pebbledashery]

Thread 3 for when the other one fills up.

The first time I've ever seen lamb on Masterchef and thought I might be OK eating it.

Oh no!

That lamb looks fine to me, I can’t be doing with raw.

He does produce a pretty plate does Ryan

So true!

So many times they do lamb and it's still bleating!

I cannot unsee that now and I can't stand Alexander Armstrong

Oh ok it's slightly pink!

I love bleating lamb

Id definitely tuck in to that! Lovely colours too.

That lamb is fine

The more Ryan staggers twitchily to a total breakdown, the less convincing Lisa's 'oooh, whoops, I've got no idea what I'm doing, me! Hee hee!' routine looks by comparison.

Khaki soup. Yum

Soup looks good - but it's still...soup!

I love broccoli and stilton soup

What is the lip liner about? At least Kitty’s hair is tied up today

Stop woohing

Ryan's pained expressions are getting a bit much

Was thinking that @Chipstick10 , looks like he’s been at the chocolate milk

Even I can make broccoli and stilton soup.

Broccoli and Stilton soup smells like farts. Fuck me he’s doing my head in. And the fawning. Ick.

I'm appreciating Ryan being all "I hate this". Makes a nice change from the "this is the best experience of my life" crew.

I can't stand the way they all play to/pander to Kitty.

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Brown lip liner with pink lips reminds me of a bumhole

The 'unscripted' banter is getting on my…..well, you know.

Haha was thinking almost the same thing