Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

Nancy loves a reality TV show

Nancy is/was a lawyer!

That is feffing grim. Didn’t think you could make aubergine any more disgusting.

Fluent in four languages, comprehensible in none.

Raw chicken 🤢

Best known for shagging Sven surely

Nancy is not most famous for Strictly. As my dh has pointed out several times.

Oh I've just noticed you can't refresh the page anymore

Are they sure about that ‘fluent in 4 languages’ bit

Before he cheated on her with Ulrika-ka-ka

Thanks so much for all your well wishes, this is such a lovely thread 😊

That satay sauce looks awful, but the rest looks fine, I think.

Gregg looks more and more egg like as the series goes on

What you on Ellenora? I’m on iPad and just click the circle thing.

Ew. The oil across the top of that soup.

Faye will be kept in because she's blonde

I love mushroom soup, well done Paul

Not read the thread (soz) but you can’t cook a chicken in an hour.

Totally random satay sauce, surely?

That soup would go in the bin. Sorry Paul

Even a teeny one?

Danny's dish looked quite dry. Perhaps the tomatoes gave the moisture.

I'm using android tablet Oh what but can't see anywhere to refresh

Soup does look like something died in it.

(Sorry, I feel like I’m trapped in that 2 Ronnies sketch where they give the answer to the previous question)

Legends 😂