Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Nancy Dell'Olio is not a forager

She might consider herself to have foraged in the food hall at Harrods, possibly

Come on, Nancy and Paul!

I thought it was Lesley Joseph not Nancy 😂

And so say all of us.

Careful, that kind of chat might find you with a topless shot of Gregg 😉

@ShirleyPhallus settle down.... I've just eaten 🤢

Paul Chuckle setting a high bar there

Why the fuck are we using tongs to pick up parsnips

The girl with the pony tail is already annoying

Congrats, Shirley! I hope you've named her something suitably culinary, like Nasturtium Leaf, or Crispy Kale.

Who in the fresh hell is Faye Winter?

I think Gregg has just learned the word "culinary".

Fingers crossed for Danny

Nancy looks like she has a walnut whip on her head.

Bet Nancy hasn't eaten dessert since 1971.

Thank you! She’s more like a samphire foam I’d say?

Evening ✊

Love islands most argumentative contestant ever. She could argue with her toothpaste in the morning.

But she also loves dogs.

Oh ffs, I’m watching on my iPad for reasons too boring to explain, and I think I’m a crucial minute or so behind the rest of you

Not a fan of Fayes lips

This made me chuckle 😂

Gregg crushed that Faye didn't grow up fancying him.

The Love Island person is immediately an irritant. Drop the ditzy act.

I’m the same and behind too

Beautiful. You'll start a new trend with a name that fancy.