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Celebrity Masterchef

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ImJustMadAboutSaffron · 11/07/2022 09:31

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

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Halsall · 10/08/2022 20:02

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Nancy Dell'Olio is not a forager

She might consider herself to have foraged in the food hall at Harrods, possibly

EsmaCannonball · 10/08/2022 20:03

Come on, Nancy and Paul!

Pebbledashery · 10/08/2022 20:03

I thought it was Lesley Joseph not Nancy 😂

GrouchyKiwi · 10/08/2022 20:03

Pebbledashery · 10/08/2022 20:02

Can I be the first to say....

Fuck off Greggggg

And so say all of us.

ShirleyPhallus · 10/08/2022 20:04

Pebbledashery · 10/08/2022 20:02

Can I be the first to say....

Fuck off Greggggg

Careful, that kind of chat might find you with a topless shot of Gregg 😉

Pebbledashery · 10/08/2022 20:04

@ShirleyPhallus settle down.... I've just eaten 🤢

Halsall · 10/08/2022 20:04

Paul Chuckle setting a high bar there

Wolfcub · 10/08/2022 20:05

Why the fuck are we using tongs to pick up parsnips

Mercedesbenz2022 · 10/08/2022 20:05

The girl with the pony tail is already annoying

GrouchyKiwi · 10/08/2022 20:05

ShirleyPhallus · 10/08/2022 19:35

Hi @Ellenanora7 bump is great thanks, she’d been earthside for a week now and is lovely! Looks like gregggg though mind

hi also @Halsall!

signing in for tonight and episode 1 shit show

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Congrats, Shirley! I hope you've named her something suitably culinary, like Nasturtium Leaf, or Crispy Kale.

Pebbledashery · 10/08/2022 20:05

Who in the fresh hell is Faye Winter?

GrouchyKiwi · 10/08/2022 20:06

I think Gregg has just learned the word "culinary".

Jellykat · 10/08/2022 20:06

Fingers crossed for Danny

Pebbledashery · 10/08/2022 20:06

Nancy looks like she has a walnut whip on her head.

EsmaCannonball · 10/08/2022 20:06

Bet Nancy hasn't eaten dessert since 1971.

ShirleyPhallus · 10/08/2022 20:06

GrouchyKiwi · 10/08/2022 20:05

Congrats, Shirley! I hope you've named her something suitably culinary, like Nasturtium Leaf, or Crispy Kale.

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Thank you! She’s more like a samphire foam I’d say?

littlbrowndog · 10/08/2022 20:06

Evening ✊

jay55 · 10/08/2022 20:06

Pebbledashery · 10/08/2022 20:05

Who in the fresh hell is Faye Winter?

Love islands most argumentative contestant ever. She could argue with her toothpaste in the morning.

But she also loves dogs.

Halsall · 10/08/2022 20:07

Oh ffs, I’m watching on my iPad for reasons too boring to explain, and I think I’m a crucial minute or so behind the rest of you

Pebbledashery · 10/08/2022 20:07

Not a fan of Fayes lips

Pebbledashery · 10/08/2022 20:07

Halsall · 10/08/2022 20:07

Oh ffs, I’m watching on my iPad for reasons too boring to explain, and I think I’m a crucial minute or so behind the rest of you

This made me chuckle 😂

GrouchyKiwi · 10/08/2022 20:07

Gregg crushed that Faye didn't grow up fancying him.

EsmaCannonball · 10/08/2022 20:07

The Love Island person is immediately an irritant. Drop the ditzy act.

ShirleyPhallus · 10/08/2022 20:07

Halsall · 10/08/2022 20:07

Oh ffs, I’m watching on my iPad for reasons too boring to explain, and I think I’m a crucial minute or so behind the rest of you

I’m the same and behind too

GrouchyKiwi · 10/08/2022 20:08

ShirleyPhallus · 10/08/2022 20:06

Thank you! She’s more like a samphire foam I’d say?

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Beautiful. You'll start a new trend with a name that fancy.

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