Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

Mel the best so far

Why does John's hair look green..

It's got that slight chloriney tinge to it. Maybe he's a regular swimmer?

Oh dear god, Gregggg just called it a putain as well then

Poutine Gregg not Putain !!

Chris and his outfits, 🙈

Shut up Chris

That tweed suit must stink of cooking

John's hair today is like he met that deep-fryer from Lisa's episode of Spooks.

They make this look like another day but everyone is wearing the same outfits.

If Gregg was coming to dinner I'd put a load of laxatives in.

Was she the one who got stuck in the deep fat fryer 😳😳😳

'Undooooojah'?????

😭🙈

Gregg wouldn't get dinner at my house. I'd open the door say "Fuck off Greggggg"

😂😂😂

Was there a big gap for them to have cooking lessons between the last round and this one..:

Omg greg getting right on my nerves now. His shouting and horrid grimace

Mojo is annoying

I tried samphire for the first time a couple of years ago. It's basically chewy grass.

Indeed! It's like 'Surprise!!! Yesterday I couldn't make toast but today I'm bloody Gordon Ramsay in disguise."

Mojo is a very beautiful lady

Not sure about garlic brioche?

I know one. Minute can’t cook. Next minute making pasta

Corned beef hash!

Is corn beef a masterchef first

Corned beef and onions. Hmmm.