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Celebrity Masterchef

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ImJustMadAboutSaffron · 11/07/2022 09:31

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

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littlbrowndog · 16/08/2022 20:37

Mel the best so far

RomainingCalm · 16/08/2022 20:38

Why does John's hair look green..

It's got that slight chloriney tinge to it. Maybe he's a regular swimmer?

Sunbird24 · 16/08/2022 20:38

Oh dear god, Gregggg just called it a putain as well then

TheDogsMother · 16/08/2022 20:39

Poutine Gregg not Putain !!

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2022 20:39

Chris and his outfits, 🙈

Sunbird24 · 16/08/2022 20:40

Shut up Chris

littlbrowndog · 16/08/2022 20:40

That tweed suit must stink of cooking

GrouchyKiwi · 16/08/2022 20:40

John's hair today is like he met that deep-fryer from Lisa's episode of Spooks.

TheDogsMother · 16/08/2022 20:40

They make this look like another day but everyone is wearing the same outfits.

ilovesooty · 16/08/2022 20:41

If Gregg was coming to dinner I'd put a load of laxatives in.

littlbrowndog · 16/08/2022 20:41

Was she the one who got stuck in the deep fat fryer 😳😳😳

Halsall · 16/08/2022 20:42

'Undooooojah'?????

😭🙈

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2022 20:42

Gregg wouldn't get dinner at my house. I'd open the door say "Fuck off Greggggg"

Sunbird24 · 16/08/2022 20:43

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2022 20:42

Gregg wouldn't get dinner at my house. I'd open the door say "Fuck off Greggggg"

😂😂😂

jay55 · 16/08/2022 20:44

Was there a big gap for them to have cooking lessons between the last round and this one..:

littlbrowndog · 16/08/2022 20:44

Omg greg getting right on my nerves now. His shouting and horrid grimace

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2022 20:45

Mojo is annoying

EsmaCannonball · 16/08/2022 20:45

I tried samphire for the first time a couple of years ago. It's basically chewy grass.

RomainingCalm · 16/08/2022 20:45

jay55 · 16/08/2022 20:44

Was there a big gap for them to have cooking lessons between the last round and this one..:

Indeed! It's like 'Surprise!!! Yesterday I couldn't make toast but today I'm bloody Gordon Ramsay in disguise."

Wolfcub · 16/08/2022 20:45

Mojo is a very beautiful lady

Blueberrycreampie · 16/08/2022 20:45

Not sure about garlic brioche?

littlbrowndog · 16/08/2022 20:46

I know one. Minute can’t cook. Next minute making pasta

Halsall · 16/08/2022 20:46

Corned beef hash!

Wolfcub · 16/08/2022 20:46

Is corn beef a masterchef first

RomainingCalm · 16/08/2022 20:46

Corned beef and onions. Hmmm.

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