Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

My heart turns over a bit for fay. I think she's very insecure. At the end of yesterday's episode, she repeatedly mentioned being annoying and I think she believes it. She doesn't like herself very much.

My six-year-old has just come downstairs and said "Is that the Thumb?"

She enjoys the Historical Masterchef version of him (Jim is superb).

Oh I hope Paul does well with this…

Murdered canary😁

Paul could serve me slop on a plate and I'd still love him

*It looked like a canary being murdered"

Great line!

Bit ageist to mention the Chuckle vintage?

Me too, I want him to win

I loved that.

We had burgers and vadasz pickles garlic and dill. They are best pickle I have had. But nothing on the jar to say ingredients. I would have copied them

John is so unrefined in the way he eats

They sound interesting!

Possibly the nicest thing anyone has said about my cooking, Halsall!

God, Greggggggg is so patronising

Fucking Kiwis everywhere, dude.

Has anyone seen Fourquennells around at all, bet I spelt her name wrong......sorry Fourqs

I just googled them. Reckon I can make them. They were 1£50.where I got them But 4.60 in Waitrose.

they are delicious

@fourquenelles we miss you

Foraging.

Does it count when it’s the guest chef doing the foraging?

Good point, Ellen, I haven’t for a while. @fourquenelles are you joining us?

Ricotta looks minging when you make it.

Oh forgot about the @

Thanks Pebble and Halsall

That ricotta looks like what my cat sicked up this afternoon.

70% of my diet involves some kind of cheese