Tits is absent ! Love Island thread 4

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Jacques is repulsive, he's so over confident. I can't unsee Paige's head wobble thing now. I'm also confused as to what exactly has been said to Andrew that Tasha has said about him I think Dami will recoup less but Indiyah won't.

Dami will recouple

Yes I see Dami recoupling indiya not, it’s funny how everyone loved Dami before casa!

Why do you feel the need to be so nasty about people’s appearances? Especially hiding behind a computer without any pictures of your face to pull apart…

What do you gain from being so judgemental about people who you don’t knows appearance. Literally the previous host of this show ended her life because of people being dicks online… so so so weird for you to genuinely post that.

We really don't need a running commentary about what everyone did the night before. We can see.....

It made me feel bad for Caroline too - she was great.

@Wonderingmum77

This is a lighthearted thread about a vacuous but nonetheless entertaining TV show.

I’m not on Mollie’s insta trolling her, I’m commenting, as many others have done, on the appalling job a dentist made of her teeth. The only reason anyone is commenting at all is because she made such a big fanfare of saying how she considered them to be her best feature and they are absolutely dreadful. She paid £7k.

indiyah’s bikini was too small and looked ridiculous and, again, many others have commented as to this.

Danica I’ve said is very pretty but her eye make up is dreadful and doesn’t suit her.

Are you taking everyone on the thread to task over their comments about Billy, Jacques and Coco? Or Laura Whitmore?
No. Just me then.

The previous host absolutely did not take her life due to people being dicks online. She had many years of serious mental health issues. She was terrified/distraught that she was being prosecuted and that her show was being taken away from her.

Jacques is a professional rugby player isn't he. He will be used to having girls literally throw themselves at him. I was at an international rugby event once years ago, lot of young professional rugby players at it and I overhead some very casually talking about picking up a couple of girls to back to hotel with all together. It just sounded so transactional the way they talked about it.

Not saying all rugby players are like that but I think (like in football) there is that seedy element.

@Twonewcats

You are absolutely right about that.

Meanwhile back at the villa. These “cliff hangers” are v irritating.

I have a horrible feeling that Paige will return single to find Jacques coupled up. I really like Paige and think she’s soooo much better off without Jacques but it’ll be a tough watch. Amber and Michael all over again. Gemma has said so much by saying so little. She knew this would happen and knew Jacques was untrustworthy.

V disappointed in Dami - kind of depressing how quickly he switched his attention particularly after being so full on. Indiyah had barely left! I can’t decide if he’ll stay single and wait for her but I’m wary of how genuine he is now. She can definitely do better but I think she’ll come back alone.

the boys have really egged each other on this year, more so than previous years as far as I can recall.

I think Davide will wait for ES but he will be furious when he finds out about her under duvet antics. there will be huge male ego and peacocking but he’ll take her back.

Andrew seems v vulnerable and has been played by Coco. I don’t think anything Tasha said has been as bad as it’s been portrayed to him. Coco just wants a place in the Villa - she’s not that into him. All
that said, I can’t see him and Tasha lasting if they recouple.

Gemma and Luca will go the distance - in the villa at least but can’t see it lasting outside. Gemma is still very young.

I don’t know what to make of Danica - her manner with Josh (?) was v odd. Like an interview or something. He’s another traveller intent on securing a passport to the villa. I don’t believe that he’s that into her.

@Picoloangel just a really weird thing to do? Why you so bothered about others appearance. Don’t be nasty.

@Twonewcats did you not see the documentary? She was harassed online by sad fuckers for years. Where do you think the “be kind” movement came from when she passed?

I think ultimately jacques will stick with Paige.but the boys a fucking idiot.

as much as I think Tasha wasn’t that into Andrew and was looking for an escape route, I think it’s been built into something much bigger than it is. Andrew clearly really liked her though so it is best it’s over. I feel bad for him as coco doesn’t really like him either.

billy on the other hand, isn’t that into tasha, he’s a player, which gemma told her, so tasha is about to get the same back.

jay and the woman he’s with, I can’t recall her name, that’s just convenience too.

@Rosebuud convenience for Jay or for Chyna? It seems to me that Jay likes her

Both I think, that’s got no legs…

Think Jacques has been awful, it’s touch and go if he recouples or tries to stick with Paige and excuses all of his behaviour as part of his ‘wanting to know if what he has with her is real’…either way it’ll end in tears and Paige deserves so much better!

I think they do like each other...jay n chyna he could have gone for anybody he girls so they obviously get on.
Jaques is a dick Paige is prettier than Cheyenne and better personality. Don't see the attraction on Jaques either.
Davide will go back to ekin.Have a feeling dami will go back to indya.
I hope indya brings deji back though.

Yy to the Tasha thing coco has played a blinder there.
And Yy to l.w she's shit

When they showed the girls lined up at the end I thought Jazmine looked the prettiest by far! Weird that she's had zero airtime or interest!

Im fuming with Jacques but I did like his moment with Andrew, like PP said nice to see for mens mental health and speaking up. However, the awful comments about ‘you kiss I kiss’ with Dami, the sheer excitement of cracking on with the new girls and general dickness he has exhibited is just unforgivable.

I don’t think he’ll recouple though, I think he’ll go back to Paige and she’ll either cry for a week or try play the cool girl and be like ‘oh it’s fine you need to explore connections were not official etc’. And then secretly cry!

Not sure if Dami will recouple, we didn’t see much of him and summer last night but I think Indiya might, she spoke about on the outside she’d be speaking to both so maybe she’ll take him back.

Davide isn’t into anyone in the villa so I predict both him and ES be alone, she’ll be like ‘no I didn’t kiss anyone’ and hope the duvet antics never come up.

I don’t think Jay is into Chyna or visa versa, same with Danita and her lad. Obv Gemma and Luca will be over the moon to be reunited.

Andrew, well the casa girls played a blinder getting into his head about Tasha when realistically she’s don’t nothing wrong. I don’t think he’ll recouple though, and him and Tasha will probably continue given they’ve both had kisses.

Casa does seem really short this year, and I think the boys have actually had even less time with the newbies as the new girls didn’t go in until the morning whereas the new boys went in on the night! Anywys can’t wait for tonight, got the Pinot in the wine cooler ready to go 🥂

I don’t understand the comments that Tasha has done nothing wrong. Every time a new guy has come in, she’s shown a lot of interest and it is likely she would have taken things further if any of them had reciprocated. Adam Collard in series 4 was only able to treat the women abominably because the new women arriving in the villa reciprocated every time. Had no one reciprocated, he wouldn’t have been a love rat.

Jacques will come back alone but Paige will find out about Cheyanne (either from Cheyanne herself or the others)

Then there will be big arguments, a couple of nights of Jacques sleeping alone before she decides to forgive and forget 🙄Because for some inexplicable reason she is completely smitten and refuses to see any red flags or want any better.

Basically what happened last year with Millie and Liam.

Re the Laura Whitmore hate:
I saw her on Richard Osman's House of Games and found that she is very smart and funny and nice.
She only has a small window of time on Love Island to show us that she is not Caroline Flack (really liked her too). Very hard act to follow and Laura is trying her best to be her own person while having to show some sass as the host of a very sassy show.
Give her a break.

I don't think any of the boys will recouple perhaps with the slight exception of Andrew, who will only do so because he feels too much of a 'mug' to get back with Tasha from whatever's been said?

But yeh, I really can't see anyone else recoupling, none of the boys seem that into the new girls tbh, I think the producers may have told them to 'explore' a bit otherwise it'd have been a pretty boring Casa Amore, especially considering none of the girls will recouple I don't think.

I'm not convinced Tasha or Indiyah will recouple. Only Danica.

As for Paige, again, I'm sure the producers have told her to be all 'he's going to be single and I can't WAIT' as there's no way you'd be that confident. But then if they have done that, surely she'll know it's because there's a possibility he is going to recouple? I dunno, I just don't think she'd naturally be that confident that he's not going to recouple!

I have a feeling tonight we'll only see the decisions and then they'll leave it as a cliffhanger for reactions for tomorrow night's show 🙄

I really like LW but I do wonder though if this just isn’t the right show for her. I think Caroline was such a hard act to follow that it might been better to go in a completely different direction - maybe a male presenter - because comparisons were inevitable. I think Caroline particularly chimed with the islanders and public because of her own trials and tribulations in her love life.

I don’t dislike LW, just always feels sad when you see her that it’s not Caroline so think LW will always suffer by comparison

I agree! Definitely the most prettiest by a long shot I’m surprised Davide or Jacques weren’t interested I would have saw Davide with her more than molly I didn’t think he would like molly