Tits is absent ! Love Island thread 4

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Here you go

Bit they all do that annoying hair fiddle/hair placement thing, I still find it so weird tho...like let me just arrange my hair so it falls over ma boobs...

I have Turkish members of my family (albeit through marriage) I don't think 'Su' is added to female names regardless. I believe 'Su' in Turkish translates to 'Water'

Please can I join?

Totally agree re Andrew, he's like a dog on heat.

Doberman or pug?

Dunno, which one of those has two dicks? 😂

Also.....Paige's wobbly head - have only just noticed it!!

Danica seems to be getting on better with the girls. It's nice to see

so bored of Tasha

Mollie's teeth are truly terrible

Mollie’s teeth are awful.

Danica does like the word 'vibe' aye? (maaaan)

@prinnycessa Agreed.

Jacques is so cringe now. I hate bigheadedness. Thinks he's gods gift and he really isn't.

Agreed re nice to see Danica getting on better with the girls that is!

Danica’s a sweetie but she needs to switch it up from the stripper outfits and glittery eyeshadow.

If I were (insert generic blonde girl’s name in here) I’d be asking for my £7k back… those teeth, Jesus Christ.

Coco… she sort of looks like she has a face full of fillers but doesn’t at the same time. There’s just something jarring and not natural about her appearance but I can’t put my finger on what it is.

Oh gosh yes !!! I see the Cher thing !!

What happens once they've re-coupled. Do the casa amore newbies go straight home if they don't get picked? And what happens to the originals who end up single?

Jacques makes me shudder. How is anyone attracted to him? Ugh

Also has anyone noticed how the new girls have got that weird green looking foundation thing going on à la Faye? Some of them look ill!

Cheyenne doesn't look interested in Jacques in the slightest.

Right, I'm 27 so a young gal but even I have to say that these outfits are shocking. We literally saw Danica's knickers earlier. Yes their bodies are great but less is NOT more in this case. More is more

Oh god Josh(?)’s flirting is just awful. Like teenage school boy levels of awful.

That josh & danica interaction was excruciating

@whatsyourusername I think anyone left single after the 2 villa's come back together gets sent home .. I don't think they even get the chance to choose someone they'd not met yet .. may be wrong , please someone jump in if so

@AngeloMysterioso I think it's because they've tanned and their foundation doesn't match them anymore

Nice sneak peek of Jazmine there. She looked beautiful.

Jacques' behaviour tonight has been disgusting and difficult to watch. He thinks he has the pick of the bunch but I don't even think they like him, they are just seeing a visa into the villa

I completely agree. He gives me horrible predator vibes. There's something really horrible about him. His temper is simmering just below the surface.

His logic is also seriously flawed.

I'd go as far as to say he's my least favourite islander ever. My dislike for him is intense.