Tits is absent ! Love Island thread 4

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Here you go

Actually told the TV to fuck off

They can't even manage any real tension for a cliffhanger.
Everyone is phoning it in this season.

Must be a tough watch for Paige’s family…

Don't know if it was just me but a sadness just came over me when Laura Whitmore did that walk and I just had a mental image of Caroline Flack entering with her hair flick and cheeky smile and those beautiful eyes 🥺
Just not the same!! 😥

Andrew is behaving really oddly. Why is he so angry? I wonder what the casa amor girls said to stir it up when they came in?

Its pissing me off now.

I can't STAND Whitmore and her squeaky impossibly unsexy voice and walk.

Andrew may as well recouple. He's burnt his bridges with Tasha now.
Jacques will probably return to Paige who shouldn't trust the creep with a barge pole. Dami is just as disgusting with this threeway kiss. They are like two dogs.

Jay will couple with Chyna obviously.

Davide will go back to ES.

Luca and Gemma.

It's impossible to call IMO. We could end up with 10 couples in the villa or 6.

I think it must not be very dramatic, hence the build up tonight.

Mollie’s teeth look like someone has stuck a packet of chiclets on her gums and used far too many.

Indiyah’s bikini was clearly on the wrong hanger in Matalan when the LI stylist went in.

Danica needs a make up lesson - what’s with the bizarre half gold half Biscotti eyelid she’s rocking?! She’s so pretty when she’s not wearing make up and isn’t behaving like an investigative journalist. Wait! She isn’t is she?!

I was thinking the same. They have nothing to show hence dragging it out minute by minute.

A bit behind but totally grossed out by the skidmark visible on Jaques' pants as he's getting into bed 🤮

Ooo remember when a journalist went on Blind Date and Cilla got the right hump about it all?

Can't see any of this lot pulling it off but would be funny if they had.

Argh! So predictable. Ffs

Agree Laura’s attempts to do the sexy strut are just cringey. I mean she has a great figure and all but it’s just so overdone.

Re the veneers - don’t they have to basically file all your teeth down into stumps before fitting them? Not sure I could hack that!

paige is in for a rude awakening although I do think it’s borderline if jacques recouples.

My predictions …

G&L- obvious

Jay and Chyna

Danica and Josh

Dami- picks Summer
India - borderline but think she might stick with Dami

Jacques - picks Cheyenne
Paige - comes back solo

Andrew- picks Coco
Tasha- borderline but think she’ll pick billy and then there will be mega drama as the situation all implodes. Ironically her bringing back billy will only confirm his suspicions- but I think Andrew and Tash will end up back together

My predictions ahead of tomorrow:

Jacques recouples with Cheyanne, Paige comes back single
Dami recouples with Summer, Indiyah comes back single
Gemma and Luca both come back single and stay together
Danica and Jay obv recoupling with newbies
Davide and Ekin Su both come back single and stay together
Andrew recouples with Coco and Tasha recouples with Billy

I reckon Coco is dumping Andrew 1-2 episodes after the recoupling though

Jacques will not recouple

I think

Gemma and Lucas

Danica and Josh

Paige solo Jacques recouple

Indiia and Dami will choose each other

Ekin and Davide will choose each other

Tasha and Andrew will both recouple

Ugh Jacques was awful today.

I feel like Jacques will go back to Paige. She'll be cockahoop and giddy, but will very quickly be told by Laura find out what he was up to and shout and cry for a couple of episodes.

Andrew kept saying re Tasha "all the things she's been saying about me behind my back" - but has she been saying anything particularly awful?
I still feel that ALL the OGs are wary of Tasha's motives, so there's clearly more reason than even we've seen

Thought this too! She should have her own signature thing. She doesn’t pull it off.

Yes what IS it that Andrew has been told Tasha has been saying??? I think she’s after being stitched up a bit…

@AngeloMysterioso

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Ugh well that was annoying a cliffhanger as usual, I think Dami and Jacques will recouple for sure they’ve already gone too far now there is no going back

I'm really glad that Iain Stirling is hammering on about Jacques "testing his feelings" as being ridiculous. At least younger viewers are being made aware how ridiculous that is as an excuse. Someone testing themselves isn't a legit reason to cheat on someone 🤦🏼‍♀️

I don’t understand what exactly has Tasha done so wrong ?!

To Andrew I mean (before the billy kiss!)