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Anyone finished The Split that wants to discuss WITH SPOILERS

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didldidi · 06/04/2022 19:17

Because I have some questions!

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HideousKinky · 20/04/2022 18:25

My only question is why do they all talk as if they've swallowed a book of cliches?

One of my tests for a bad script is whether the phrase "I can't do this any more" crops up and it did. More than once.

JohannSebastianBach · 21/04/2022 23:05

Who the hell gets diagnosed with a terminal illness and decides to divorce their husband and fly to Zurich to Dignitas? Just why?

Also Christie is awful. As is Kate.

Pastryapronsucks · 21/04/2022 23:50

I binged watched the first 2 series and am part way through the 3rd. 1stvseries started slow but grew on me. 2 and 3 have had me blabbing
Nathan and Hannah have both been utter dick heads but Hannas heartache was so palpable. And I hate hate hate Kate. Smug sanctimonious bitch.

bookpie · 22/04/2022 08:02

@JohannSebastianBach

Who the hell gets diagnosed with a terminal illness and decides to divorce their husband and fly to Zurich to Dignitas? Just why?

Also Christie is awful. As is Kate.

Omg that storyline was so stupid. I love how Hannah is meant to be this hotshot solicitor but she clearly lets her personal circumstances affect her professional decisions all the time, so professional!

Christie is such a walking ick.

ToffeeNotCoffee · 22/04/2022 12:06

Christie is such a walking ick.

I agree. About as two dimensional as they come.

Oblomov22 · 22/04/2022 14:31

Felt really let down after Episode 6, finale. This is a family who is so defunct they can barely talk about any emotion. Yet there they all were dancing merrily around at the wedding.

Selfish Christie and awful Kate.

Why did mum interview Hannah and Nathan, for podcast, and then Hannah waffled on poetically and Nathan said not a word. Wierd.

Oblomov22 · 22/04/2022 14:33

None of them talk. Ever. In normal language.

Oblomov22 · 22/04/2022 14:33

Dh, I was at work and reconciling that stupid account again, when xxxx happened and I thought to myself .....

Is how I talk to Dh.

thismeansnothing · 22/04/2022 14:35

Ever late to the game I just watched all three series this week. I don't know if I liked dthat ending or just felt let down and a bit flat.

I think Kate knew what she was doing and that baby was no accident. Hannah and Nathan were broken. I think I'd have liked it if everyone just went their separate ways. Not all bezzie mates, perfect little blended family where they are all at Ruth's wedding like nowts ever happened. 😳

JohannSebastianBach · 22/04/2022 18:37

bookpie · 22/04/2022 08:02

@JohannSebastianBach

Who the hell gets diagnosed with a terminal illness and decides to divorce their husband and fly to Zurich to Dignitas? Just why?

Also Christie is awful. As is Kate.

Omg that storyline was so stupid. I love how Hannah is meant to be this hotshot solicitor but she clearly lets her personal circumstances affect her professional decisions all the time, so professional!

Christie is such a walking ick.

Yes, all the time! Ridiculous!

I think they can't make any more because of no fault divorces!

Christie is really not very attractive, he's just too cheesy.

DameHelena · 25/04/2022 14:47

Not sure why Kate decided to be with Nathan, when he clearly viewed her a second choice. I think it was more subtle and complex than that. He still loves Hannah; they've got too much history together for that to go away. But he also wants and needs to move on.

I think Hannah and Christie's relationship wouldn't survive reality, and that's why he wouldn't come back to London and she just allowed herself the fling (lucky Hannah!) and to daydream about it a bit. They were just harking back to being at law school, footloose and fancy-free.

I found it laughable that Hannah was ok with Nathan's pregnant GF coming round and playing happy families at the end. Again, I found it more complex than that. Not sure how 'OK' she was with it, but as she said to Kate, she has to live with her because Nathan and the kids will still be in her life. Basically Hannah had to be a grown-up, stop just resenting Kate and deal with it.

Nathan didn't sleep with anyone until after the split! He shagged someone from the dating site for married men, no?

Am I the only one who finds Nathan a bit wet??? No, he's utterly wet. 'didn't think about contraception'? FFS. I don't really rate Stephen Mangan as an actor, certainly not in this.

I thought he was very ungallant about Kate when Hannah asked for this Xmas with the kids and he made a 'joke' about being fine with a boxset and a takeaway. Won't he be spending it with Kate and the new baby?

I know they were well off but goodness how much is it going to cost to buy him out of the house? She wasn't buying him out. The deal was, she gets 18 months more in the house, then they sell and split the proceeds. I did wonder, though, if she could afford a big enough place on half the proceeds; she'll need bedrooms for at least the younger two kids plus herself, and maybe one for Liv when she comes back to visit.

Am I the only one who can't stand them way Ruth talk? It all just seems so false and weird, so unnatural. NO, I loathe it. I don't think she's a very good actor. Seen her on stage and she was basically the same.

Re Lily Cole, yes, it's true, if the donor actually has sex with the mother they are legally the father and can be on the birth certificate. They were meant to do it via AI but they actually had sex one drunken night and passed it off as AI. Hannah's dilemma was whether to stay out of it, which she should, ethically speaking, or tell the woman (or advise the donor to) so she can protect the mother properly. It was emotionally complicated because obviously the mother's wife took it as being cheated on (which it was), and the donor carried a torch for the mother.

Oh and Hannah going from collecting her drunk daughter from the nightclub, rowing with Nathan and his pg girlfriend, (whom she had time for verbal sparring with even though her daughter whom she was getting a glass of water for, was in danger of inhaling her own vomit) then turning up at Nathan's hotel room for a passionate reunion just didn't run to me.
I don't disagree with the sentiment, but being a pedant, it was a gig not a club, so not that late a night.

I liked the open ending. I choose to believe/dream that Christie will grow up, come to London and make an effort to integrate into the family for the love of Hannah yeah right
And I like to think Rose and the vicar will get together when the time is right.

JohannSebastianBach · 25/04/2022 16:28

Bit hard on Stephen Mangan, he didn't write the ludicrous script

DameHelena · 25/04/2022 16:44

JohannSebastianBach · 25/04/2022 16:28

Bit hard on Stephen Mangan, he didn't write the ludicrous script

No, he didn't, but I just find him a poor actor.

BrinksmansEntry · 25/04/2022 20:09

I enjoyed it, especially the pleated trench coat and Rose's anorak, but I distracted myself by trying to figure out how old the sister were.

Does anyone know what age Hannah, Nina and Rose were meant to be?

I thought Hannah and Nathan got married soon after uni and had Liv shortly after, so they would be mid 40s at the oldest? But someone mentioned Nathan being nearly 50?

And Nina and Rose were acting like they were in their 20s not... 30s? 40s?

Gah.

I loved that trench coat.

MuchuseasaChocolateTeapot · 25/04/2022 20:12

I hoped Nathan and Hannah would get back together, they seemed to be moving in that direction until Hannah suddenly decided they were ‘broken’. I guess them getting back together would have been too pat, it is called The Split!

I’m not sure how many bedrooms Hannah’s house had. She had her mum, her sister, 3 kids and daughter’s boyfriend staying and Hannah herself seemed to be in a guest room, not the main bedroom!

I wanted all the coats in the series, although Rose’s wardrobe seems to have echoed mine as a 10 year old circa 1980, flares going out and Laura Ashley dresses coming in.

gutted it’s finished though

BrinksmansEntry · 25/04/2022 20:13

I enjoyed it, especially the pleated trench coat and Rose's anorak, but I distracted myself by trying to figure out how old the sister were.

Does anyone know what age Hannah, Nina and Rose were meant to be?

I thought Hannah and Nathan got married soon after uni and had Liv shortly after, so they would be mid 40s at the oldest? But someone mentioned Nathan being nearly 50?

And Nina and Rose were acting like they were in their 20s not... 30s? 40s?

Gah.

I loved that trench coat.

MuchuseasaChocolateTeapot · 25/04/2022 23:29

Weird that the chest pain/palpitations Hannah repeatedly had came to nothing, was that because she decided to back off or would it have featured in the alternative ending? Ie heart attack bringing her and Nathan back together?

airrrrAIRRRRiELLLL · 26/04/2022 11:18

Gosh, I hope they didn't consider her dying. I couldn't take another UnforgottenShock

DameHelena · 26/04/2022 12:38

BrinksmansEntry · 25/04/2022 20:09

I enjoyed it, especially the pleated trench coat and Rose's anorak, but I distracted myself by trying to figure out how old the sister were.

Does anyone know what age Hannah, Nina and Rose were meant to be?

I thought Hannah and Nathan got married soon after uni and had Liv shortly after, so they would be mid 40s at the oldest? But someone mentioned Nathan being nearly 50?

And Nina and Rose were acting like they were in their 20s not... 30s? 40s?

Gah.

I loved that trench coat.

I think Rose is a fair bit younger than the other sisters (I'm sure in previous seasons they touched on how there was a gap). And 'Rose' in the credits is younger than the other children.

Hannah and Nathan got married after law school, I think, so they'd have done five years as opposed to an average three-year degree. I don't know how soon after marrying they had Liv, as didn't Hannah terminate a pregnancy (by Christie) near or at the end of law school? I'd think she'd have wanted a bit of a break before thinking of conceiving again.
Still puts Nathan a bit younger than 50 I guess... I can't remember but did someone say words to the effect that his next big birthday was 50, rather than that he was nearly 50 per se?

BrinksmansEntry · 26/04/2022 12:46

Thats true @DameHelena I think someone said Nathan was closing in on 50 (or similar phrase) so feasibly mid 40s to late 40s. I like to joke to DH that he's nearly 60. He's 50 later on this year 😆

GreenClock · 26/04/2022 13:59

Liv mentioned Hannah being ten years older than Kate, who is 40. So late 40s seems feasible. Hannah looks much older than her sisters though.

DameHelena · 26/04/2022 14:03

GreenClock · 26/04/2022 13:59

Liv mentioned Hannah being ten years older than Kate, who is 40. So late 40s seems feasible. Hannah looks much older than her sisters though.

Did we ever get Kate's actual age? I know Hannah described her as 'late 30s, early 40s' but thought that was as specific as we got. And I think someone said she was ten years younger than Nathan, so she could be say 38 and he 48?

airrrrAIRRRRiELLLL · 26/04/2022 17:39

They celebrated their 20th anniversary in a previous series so add on a year and if they were married after law school it puts them early/mid 40s.

In series 1 the sisters spoke about how old they were when Oscar left. Rose was very young but the others remembered him well. I can't remember if they said their actual ages though.

Tigresswoods · 27/04/2022 06:28

I'm sure there was some comments about Hannah & menopause. I assumed her & Nathan both late 40s.

SugarDatesandPistachios · 27/04/2022 09:46

Just watched all of this (aaaaall of it!) and bewildered that moody arse Hannah would have two love interests let alone one. All the Defoe women are horrible people , bar perhaps Rose, but she’s just a bit useless too.

Odd show, odd characters.