Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

Gregg's gurning is reaching Olympic level tonight.

So that'll be Rishis doing all the vegetarian mass catering then

This round really is both dull and confusing

Did he say he liked his teeth?

Is tonight sponsored by the Coconut Marketing Board?

Did he say he liked his teeth?

Yup.

"Money was spent" was the reply.

Laura is so lovely.

Yeah well they weren't that impressed with your hoppers love.

Nan wins

You've just reminded that I forgot to tell Ds1 it's back

Oh well when you meet the love of your life, have a baby, move out and get married that's the price you pay for leaving your Mammy 😂😂

How is having John and Gregg saying, 'These chefs can really cook,' or, 'We've got some really talented chefs in that kitchen,' every two minutes add anything to the show?

@LaMarschallin

Did he say he liked his teeth?

Yup.

"Money was spent" was the reply.

Money well spent. If a dentist doesn't have good teeth there's something wrong!

John changed his hair

Oh was supposed to quote sunisblinding

Yawn. Watches a bit more. Yawns a bit more.

Ok, who’s breaking out their nan in this round?

Nah, this isn't cut-throat enough. 4 get to go through?! Should only be 2.

Bye Rachel.

The gruesome twosome are back with them now

@Ellenanora7

You've just reminded that I forgot to tell Ds1 it's back

Oh well when you meet the love of your life, have a baby, move out and get married that's the price you pay for leaving your Mammy 😂😂

Fuck off Greggggg

If a dentist doesn't have good teeth there's something wrong

Ah! I'd missed that he's a dentist.
My daughter worked as a receptionist in a dental surgery while doing her A levels and got her teeth whitened at a special rate.
Well worth it.

@Sunbird24

Ok, who’s breaking out their nan in this round?

Someone's already done a dead nan.

Normally I find a couple of chefs relatable by now but I feel this is all too rushed and convoluted. I also think they've gone for 'characters.'

I thought Lisa was a definite for an apron