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Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

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Pebbledashery · 13/03/2022 19:30

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

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LaMarschallin · 30/03/2022 20:11

Ali's grandmother can't love him that much.
She couldn't even be bothered to die just before the show.

GrandTheftWalrus · 30/03/2022 20:11

Ella no but she's usually in bed for 9.30pm after her last bottle but she didn't really nap yesterday so she was tired and hungry by 9pm

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Pebbledashery · 30/03/2022 20:11

I had slimming world chilli. It was vile.

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littlbrowndog · 30/03/2022 20:11

Greg laughing. Vomit came over me 🤮

Sunbird24 · 30/03/2022 20:11

@LaMarschallin

Ali's grandmother can't love him that much. She couldn't even be bothered to die just before the show.
😂
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Pebbledashery · 30/03/2022 20:12

Holly is such a lush

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fourquenelles · 30/03/2022 20:12

LaMarschallin Grin

GrandTheftWalrus · 30/03/2022 20:12

@LaMarschallin

Ali's grandmother can't love him that much. She couldn't even be bothered to die just before the show.
I honestly just snorted reading that. Not many things on here make me laugh.
viques · 30/03/2022 20:13

I have got that pan! The one with the mussels in. It’s got a vegetable thing cooking in it at this very moment!

John is a miserable old pessimist isn’t he “ oh look darling, it’s a lovely day, let’s go out for a walk” “ best not there might be escaped tigers roaming, or we could get abducted by aliens, or even worse we might stand in the hot sun for long and dry out.”

Sunbird24 · 30/03/2022 20:13

Ugh, mushrooms

littlbrowndog · 30/03/2022 20:13

@LaMarschallin

Ali's grandmother can't love him that much. She couldn't even be bothered to die just before the show.
🤣🤣🤣
Ellenanora7 · 30/03/2022 20:13

Ah ye I get that GrandTheft my grand daughter isn't sleeping lately at all, her parents are like zombies at the moment

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Pebbledashery · 30/03/2022 20:13

Mushrooms can get to fuck..

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Halsall · 30/03/2022 20:14

Heritage carrots. DRINK! 🥂

viques · 30/03/2022 20:14

@Pebbledashery

He's fucked that up 🤣
John will be thrilled “it’s dry!!!!!!yippee, told you, ner ner.”
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Pebbledashery · 30/03/2022 20:15

Those gyozas look rank

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Pebbledashery · 30/03/2022 20:15

Stephanie is so vanilla

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Ellenanora7 · 30/03/2022 20:16

Falling apart fish, not good really

Halsall · 30/03/2022 20:16

It takes a special kind of genius to mess up filleting the lemon sole, then mess up a fish cake as well.

viques · 30/03/2022 20:16

Dover sole in a fish cake, blimey, he isn’t paying for the ingredients.

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Pebbledashery · 30/03/2022 20:17

Tigi went recessional on the fish

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Pebbledashery · 30/03/2022 20:17

I Cringe whenever the narrator says social media manager

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littlbrowndog · 30/03/2022 20:17

Just cook the lemon sole on bone. Too hard to fillet. Why did he not do that. Tube

RomainingCalm · 30/03/2022 20:17

Evening all! A bit late tonight... it took ages to find a way to plate up curry and rice beautifully for the family.

Ellenanora7 · 30/03/2022 20:17

Although I do love a good fishcake

I don't like squid