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Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

970 replies

Pebbledashery · 13/03/2022 19:30

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

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jay55 · 25/03/2022 20:05

@Ellenanora7

Hope the lamb is not raw

Last series was full of raw lamb

Was going to say get ready for raw lamb.
littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:05

That hair 🤐

Ellenanora7 · 25/03/2022 20:05

Hi "OhWhat"

How are you doing

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:06

Uncooked onions in that

Halsall · 25/03/2022 20:06

I like the idea of you with your personal girl guide, littl Grin

GrandTheftWalrus · 25/03/2022 20:07

Mine says 8-9 then 9-9.30

EsmaCannonball · 25/03/2022 20:07

Eddie is not who I think of when I think of 'marine pilot.' He should be more like Robert Shaw in Jaws. He should smell of haddock and have old, rusty cans caught on his trousers.

HMSSophia · 25/03/2022 20:07

"John and I" not "me and John" grammar please Greg

ilovesooty · 25/03/2022 20:07

Evening all.

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:07

I know. She lives in the box room with the toilet roll

HMSSophia · 25/03/2022 20:07

@EsmaCannonball

Eddie is not who I think of when I think of 'marine pilot.' He should be more like Robert Shaw in Jaws. He should smell of haddock and have old, rusty cans caught on his trousers.
Up the Humber??
Ellenanora7 · 25/03/2022 20:07

I don't like curry Gregg so no not everyone does like a curry

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/03/2022 20:08

Yeah ok. School is hell. Dh just had Covid, (the type where he couldn’t do anything in case he passed it on, but he was ok) Dd back from the ‘dam.
Right Pookie is pissing me off. She looks like a winner.

GrandTheftWalrus · 25/03/2022 20:08

I missed her comments about 70hrs last time. But girl walrus was making noise. She's in bed but baby walrus is crawling about the floor while I watch this drinking beer Grin

Halsall · 25/03/2022 20:09

Up the Humber??

Oh behave

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:09

Everyone I know just about has covid. Scotland hooching with covid

viques · 25/03/2022 20:09

"Greggg Prawn Head.

Perfect.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/03/2022 20:09

Blimey, Rashid has got Ross teeth!

ilovesooty · 25/03/2022 20:09

Pookie is annoying me as well.

HMSSophia · 25/03/2022 20:10

Raw lamb in back in the menu

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:10

I like Lisa

Halsall · 25/03/2022 20:10

Lisa has activated the lamb.

Stand by.

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:10

Lamb !!

ilovesooty · 25/03/2022 20:10

I like Lisa too.

RomainingCalm · 25/03/2022 20:11

Evening all!

Baked radishes... er, no thank you.

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