Masterchef The Professionals 2: Forager tossery. Atichoke 5000 ways. This dish needs a sauce.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps

Obligatory smear

DD2 has just come in to say goodnight. "I can see Gregg the Thumb." Love a well-trained child.

@fourquenelles

The wobbly white stuff that's like snowy panacotta that you can cut with a spoon. Creamy, delicate, delicious.

Trying to remember all the cheese I've had in Portugal but can't. However the consistency of yours sounds great!

@jay55

Was that a record early grandma mention?

Greek and Italian nanas score the most points

If they sent the baldy twat in the back with the headphones we’d probably see more of him than when he’s sharing a ringside seat with an actual chef, so I’m fine with the current arrangement.

@jay55

Was that a record early grandma mention?

Yes, I think so, jay. An audacious move by the young Greek.

Oh dear..

Mangling it

Is this new, this self-commentary from the contestants?

Oh dear. She doesn't know what it is.

She's good at Tortellini

Pesto soup

Monica's face 😂😂😂😂😂

What the hell do not cook pasta in cheese

Her tortellini shape is lovely. That's going to be very strongly-flavoured pasta.

Car-crash. What a shame. The only woman tonight, I think.

Coming in late but I’m here!

Glad to have turned on right at the time that this lady chef is being turned off by gregggggg

Cooked cheese...

Mess on a plate

I wonder how long he's been waiting to say pasta parcels in that way

I bet Marcus has a 6 pack

She's vaguely normal and therefore doomed.

20 fucking minutes you tosser!!!!

Fuck off Gregggg, bet there’s lots of things you’ve never had

I don't do liver and am allergic to walnuts, my worst allergy. So Marcus can go back to the naughty corner.