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Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2021 22:49

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
@GrouchyKiwi
@ellenora5
@littlbrowndog
@halsall
@jay55
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@awesomekillick
@fourquenelles
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@ilovesooty
@shirleyphallus
@sunbird24
@Blueberrycreampie
@grandtheftwalrus
@wolfcub

Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

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TheDogsMother · 11/11/2021 21:57

The two twats go through 🙄

Pebbledashery · 11/11/2021 21:57

Super stoked... Urgh

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ilovesooty · 11/11/2021 21:58

Oh God. Sitwell.

Pebbledashery · 11/11/2021 21:58

See you tomorrow chaps x

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squooshe · 11/11/2021 21:58

Dan is my fave from this week.

Blueberrycreampie · 11/11/2021 21:58

@Halsall

I have a horrible feeling that beetroot may be one of the fashionable ingredients this year....
I like beetroot but only out a jar with Baxter's on the label!
GrouchyKiwi · 11/11/2021 21:58

Why are they foisting Sitwell on us so early?

Till tomorrow, all!

littlbrowndog · 11/11/2021 21:58

The beardies are everywhere

awesomekilick · 11/11/2021 21:58

Super stoked. Er. ... thanks all you were funny!

ilovesooty · 11/11/2021 21:58

See you tomorrow peeps.

squooshe · 11/11/2021 21:58

@ilovesooty

Oh God. Sitwell.
I cannot stand that man.
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/11/2021 21:59

Well at least we have someone to focus our ire on.
See you tomorrow. May your creme always be pat.

ilovesooty · 11/11/2021 21:59

@squooshe

Dan is my fave from this week.
If he doesn't go through tomorrow I'll be sulking.
ilovesooty · 11/11/2021 22:00

John meets Sitwell. Who's the biggest wanker?

EsmaCannonball · 12/11/2021 10:35

Only just watched it. The Indonesian guy was the only one I didn't find on some level of obnoxious. Why are the foreign chefs always more likeable?

Ear-hole beetroot forager: NO.

Cheffy-Chef, my dad's from France guy: slightly no.

The other one wasted the lives of bunnies: evil.

BasiliskStare · 12/11/2021 19:00

@Sunbird24 - agree

I am late to the party ( can I join in @pebbledashery )

DH read a thing in the Times where they said "as usual Marcus and Monica will be doing the heavy lifting - Greg will be contributing - well whatever Greg contributes " - DH woke me up at 6am when alarm went off to tell me that because he knew I would laugh. I forgave him for the extra hour's sleep Grin

jay55 · 12/11/2021 19:58

I think I'll miss tonight due to sport on tv. Staying with my dad for a few weeks, not me choosing sport over the lovely Marcus.

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 20:15

@basiliskstare all are welcome here :)

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Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 20:29

Hello chaps.

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Blueberrycreampie · 12/11/2021 20:31

Evening.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2021 20:31

Hello.

Go Dan!

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 20:31

Wonder if we'll see more foragery bollocks..

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Halsall · 12/11/2021 20:31

Just scooted over from Bake-Off extra slice Grin - hello all.

Wolfcub · 12/11/2021 20:31

Evening lovelies

fourquenelles · 12/11/2021 20:31

I'm here with my Tutts Clump Black Berry cider

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