@Mycatismadeofstringcheese
I’ve just caught up.
Trying to work out how I can sneak a life sized cut out of Patrick Grant out of Hobby Craft without anyone noticing.
We can have a lovely cup of tea and discuss how much we enjoy an even flange. 
I'm mostly a lurker here but thought I'd pop in to say I work in a supermarket and if someone asks for a cardboard ad and it isn't one we have to return to the supplier (eg Disney bc theyre strict on copyright/licences etc) then it would on end up in our bins, so we are always happy to give them away once we don't need it if someone has asked.
If you can bring yourself to ask the staff, they might let you take him freely and willingly 