Here we go. Bit more than a tuppence. Sorry about that..
Jules sitting there with a MN head tilt when Inga was pouring her heart out? He was more anti Inga to miles than I am anti sheldon marathon running.
And then winding up Maeva with the skateboard ‘date’. Knobber.
Miles speaking to papamiles and being all contrite. Ma hoop. And hiz mum’s pussy videos. Takes all sorts.
I don’t buy that he as is suddenly sorry. He is probably trying to look like a decent guy to rubyrubyrubyruby so he can burrow himself in her gusset.
Papamiles gets 5/10 for telling him to wait. He’d have got 10/10 for telling him not to sniff round an attached woman.
He doesn’t want to be known as a fuck boy. Sheldon can fix that - yes she can. Don’t act like one. Job done.
NorfTom with the Chelsea teef. Bless. And her chestage is bigger because she’s happy to see him. That means mine are delighted to see the whole of Govan.
Jules asking Rez if Rubes can trust him. Have they forgotten she was supposed to have cheated on him?
I can’t be doing with elooeasy and Tiff and their ‘concern’
Are Rubes’s extended wooooords due to the echoing in her chops due to the new choppers? I thought she may have been an echo chamber - not be in possession of one 🤷♀️
Frau and Tomyteef not labelling anything. I’d struggle to label it too. I wouldn’t be labelling it duchess of Chelsea though…
The Joker and Tris. Maeva said she couldn’t keep up. Nor can I.
Miles was a bit heavy handed with the rouge for the Inga apology. A lame sorry. Only because he’s been called out as a cnut.
Like Rubes and like something’s like off with like Rez. Only thing that’s like Off like with like Rez is like your little legs trotting off to Miles. The head went trotting weeks ago. The minge is probs cantering to try to keep up.
If I had like a quid like every time like she said like, like I reckon like I’d be like pardying like with those lot like in like Suffolk.
James not a skater boi. See you later boi.
Em’s neon highlights. I wouldn’t be drawing attention to that forehead with those…. Likewise Rubes’s greasy looking middle parting.
She could bottle her weeps and use it as make up remover. The tear fairly cut through the foundation, bronzer, tan and stripey purple blusher.
Their relationship isn’t fun any more? Not a hoot for us either love. Marry me? Crikeeeeeey.
Dumping him on camera? Yeah she did. All about the perception, yup. My perception is that her lulu is now galloping to catch up with her heart and head all the way to Miles.. Fanny gallops. Badoomtish.
I’d have sunk one of those wee boats with a foot.
Miles saying Rez’s protestations of lurve were too little too late. Maybe so. The main problem (apart from the supersonic speedy foof) was that there was too little restraint from him and too much sniffing round anuva bruva’s burd.
Frau and the zanetti serum for the glowing complexion… a lady I knew from Ukraine once swore by that type of serum.
I’ll stick to Liz Earle…
Jules punting? I think I’ve a rhyme for that. A shunt in a punt? No - not shunt.
Next week.
MF offering sticky’s little one champagne 🤣
And Rubes’s come hither ‘I’m not with Rez any more’ so slap your serum on me to Miles.
More £3.20 than a tuppence worth. Like sorry like about that…