KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

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@TheLaughingGenome

Did you know there are only 540 calories in a bottle of really shit Tesco white wine? I could devise a daily eating plan around that.

Trouble is there are 1500 calories in the full English breakfast and chocolate cake required the next day as a hangover cure.

Madeeha is so lovely.

Ping!!!

Medeeha is a bit early for cooking as homage to nan.

@halsall 😁😁😁

I don't remember Tom, he's a bit Mr Bean-esque

Has Thomas had elocution lessons.. I swear he was more common last year

How is it that I clearly remember Ping from years ago but have absolutely no recollection of Thomas?

How can you be late to the pass with a cold salad?

More assemblage from Ross

Ping for sure

The other one not a clue

Thomas was not this well spoken last year.

Not cooking again Ross. Will he ever learn?

You absolutely could TheLaughing but for god sake don't let the mumsnet food police find out

Thankyou killick

@Pebbledashery

Has Thomas had elocution lessons.. I swear he was more common last year

Agreed. He totally sounds different.

Hang on, there's a low-cal V8juice-based Bloody Mary hangover cure in working on ...

Ross literally throws things together.

I bet Ross is one of those CEO s who no one dares to disagree with.

Phrases that should not be spoken:

'It eats well'

Just dull stuff Ross

Ha Ross definitely looks like a CEO type.

He's murdered that venison

Nasturtium leaves 😁

I can onLy assume that if Ross was doing a dessert it would have been a quenelle of Angel Delight on a chocolate digestive.

@ilovesooty

I bet Ross is one of those CEO s who no one dares to disagree with.

Oh no, he's the head of Accounting who is chronically self pitying because he's not the CEO