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1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

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Ross looks like he cooks the books

John's tastebuds are fooked

Thomas must have an agent now who taught him how to speak properly

Wait now.....where is the cooking

And there is usually three former contestants, must be because of covid

He's mentioned his son quite a lot, it's a bit early for the family mentions I think, that's more near the semi final end of things that are mentionable.

@RomainingCalm

I can onLy assume that if Ross was doing a dessert it would have been a quenelle of Angel Delight on a chocolate digestive.

You nailed it! And a special coffee of Carte D'Or with a splash of milk. Done his way cos he's dug deep

Tastes as good as it looks.
I'm so done with eats ffs.

Hazelnut crunch = granola

The nasturtiums are clinging on desperately, undaunted yet tragically aware that they're destined to be elbowed off the plate by an unstoppable tide of kimchi. A sad fate indeed.

Fuck off gregggggggg

I love every so often a fuck off Gregg comment comes on 🤣🤣

Battered fish. Love it

Yuzu ✅

Limahl's monkfish look goooood.

I like the bowls too.

@halsall ha you read my mind. I thought Limahl too 🤣

@halsall you read my mind.. I thought Limahl too 🤣

KIMCHI

Limahl - snort - good call halsall.

I think he's through.

pebble you were in two minds about that then?

He was better than Ross Cook the books

Kimchi and yuzu is big this year.

Halsall I thought Limahl initially but actually think he's a bit more Nick Heywood. Definitely an 80s poster from Smash Hits.

@killickthere I got too excited

She's doing a whole speech!

Madeeha's playing the Dad card a bit early, methinks