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KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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fourquenelles · 19/02/2021 19:36

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

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RomainingCalm · 01/03/2021 21:31

I'll come to your party Pebbledashery - just as long as it's hedgehog style.

Someone on Twitter just asked whether John has Covid since he doesn't appear to be able to taste anything.

Wolfcub · 01/03/2021 21:32

Sesame oil tastes like peanuts? Funny I thought it tasted likely sesame

jay55 · 01/03/2021 21:32

Soup isn't a main in a multi course meal.

ellenanora5 · 01/03/2021 21:32

Go for it fourqs there is no judgement here (swigs from beer bottle)

Halsall · 01/03/2021 21:32

They just cut away before he required another blue plaster

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:32

@intheshadowofthemushroomcloud..... Get out >>>>>

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fourquenelles · 01/03/2021 21:33

Someone on Twitter just asked whether John has Covid since he doesn't appear to be able to taste anything.

Bhahahahaha!

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Halsall · 01/03/2021 21:33

Ha! And I was literally writing that as he DID cut himself......poor knife skills. Tsk.

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:33

@RomainingCalm 😁
John just has it in for tarragon tonight

jay55 · 01/03/2021 21:33

Oooo whoever called kimchi and pickles well done.

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:34

Tom is literally Nicki Clarke with short hair.

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fourquenelles · 01/03/2021 21:34

Did I not call kimchi at the start of this thread?

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littlbrowndog · 01/03/2021 21:34

Oh gawd who was Thomas. Lost in a haze of lockdown

ellenanora5 · 01/03/2021 21:34

Oh who mentioned KimChi, you were spot on

ilovesooty · 01/03/2021 21:34

Foraging.

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:35

Venison 🤮

Halsall · 01/03/2021 21:35

You did, fourq.

I'm already getting a bit weary of Mr Interesting Twist.

littlbrowndog · 01/03/2021 21:35

Pickling kimchi. Good call

TheLaughingGenome · 01/03/2021 21:35

Did you know there are only 540 calories in a bottle of really shit Tesco white wine? I could devise a daily eating plan around that.

killickthere · 01/03/2021 21:35

@ellenanora5

Oh who mentioned KimChi, you were spot on
That was fourq but I dont think she noticed her prescience
Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:36

How much oil is in that rogan josh...

TheDogsMother · 01/03/2021 21:36

@fourquenelles You may have called it there as Kimchi being the fashion food for AW 20/21. Hispi is so last year.

Halsall · 01/03/2021 21:36

Bloody hell, how much oil is in that pan? Shock

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fourquenelles · 01/03/2021 21:36

@TheLaughingGenome

Did you know there are only 540 calories in a bottle of really shit Tesco white wine? I could devise a daily eating plan around that.
That's my week sorted!
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littlbrowndog · 01/03/2021 21:37

Oh that’s good laughinggnome

That’s a meal plan