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1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

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Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

Maybe John just can't detect tarragon, his tastebuds are probably my fooked from the boozier years

Good to hear, ellen. Plodding along here......

Not sure those mushrooms are exactly being celebrated, unless celebrated means 'cooked'?

I'd send that gnocchi back if I got that.

Well the gnocchi looked awful but they liked it

Don't like the look at that lamb at all

Dominique a gonner

Goodness me. Young Gregg would have got a few dances at the 6th form disco. And now...

Some of that lamb is still baaaing

Flavoursome lentils... That's not really good feedback is it.

Agree littlbrowndog

I hope Shirley sees and hears the klaxon, she usually does

I like lamb but I'd be sending that back pronto. Hell, it could probably trot back by itself.

Raw lamb is unforgivable Dominique.

Dominique had to go. That was a poor show.

She's a messy cook as well.. That would drive me bananas.

Ah thought it would be her

No cook crab goes through, didn't see that one coming.

The next finalist will be a cheese sandwich.

I might make cheese and pineapple cocktail sticks and see how far I get.

Ping!

Something in his locker?.... a gimp mask?

I love Ping.

I have 75 calories to play with. Pom Bears? Popcorn? Whisky coffee? Guess which one I am going for.................................

(hic!)

I love lamb but I'm shite at cooking it, always too overdone

Ooh it's Ping, I love Ping

God completely forgot he won last year

@InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud

Something in his locker?.... a gimp mask?

Oh thank you, thank you very much. That's tonight's nightmare sorted.

More shell fish.

Love Ping and Tom. Hate when former contestants become pompous.