KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

Maybe JT is trying to recreate his younger self?

@thedogsmother waves

I wouldn't be able to choose ingredients under pressure.. I'd just end up making sausage and chips.

Hi TheDogs

(And ellen, hope all is well with you)

Is this a new round or was it in last time.

Sounds very different Halsall to when it's just alongside the carbonara

@RomainingCalm

Maybe JT is trying to recreate his younger self?

Oscar Wilde or what?

@Pebbledashery. Waves back

Oh yuck Greggggg's lower teeth are awful! Looks like he smokes too.

Oh my eyes. Mind bleach mind bleach

I wish I could cut onions fast. I end up just crying my eyes out.

Please cook that lamb fat for a lot lot longer

Crab as a favourite sounds much more likely than mushrooms.

Gregg would look ridiculous with veneers though so he's stuck with those horrors

Oh yeah Oscar Wilde 😂😂😂

They've pretty much all have self-inflicted knife wounds at this stage

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All good Halsall thanks, how about you

Frozen chopped onions are your friend there Pebbledashery

I don't even eat lamb and even I know that needs more cooking

Omg that gnocchi looks like wallpaper paste

Grey sludge 🤦‍♀️

That gnocchi looked disastrous

No food should be that colour... 🤢🤢🤢

Spotted that too Halsall

Hello my lovelies sorry if I missed you off the initial call to arms

@killickthere haha Gregg with hair 🤣🤣🤣

@killickthere That's not a young Gregg Wallace is it ?

@killickthere

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Go and stand in the corner >>>>>>>>>>