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KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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fourquenelles · 19/02/2021 19:36

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

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ellenanora5 · 01/03/2021 21:13

Lol Halsall it is indeed

killickthere · 01/03/2021 21:13

@Pebbledashery

Tom looks like he should be in Bucks fizz or Kajagoogoo
GrinGrin
jay55 · 01/03/2021 21:13

I love salmon cooked and as sushi. But the cooked but looks raw thing gives me the willies.

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:13

He's got that 80s pop star look

ilovesooty · 01/03/2021 21:13

Actually Tom looks like a member of the Herries who won the ESC for Sweden.

fourquenelles · 01/03/2021 21:14

Early doors but Tom Shiny Face could be one to watch

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Halsall · 01/03/2021 21:14

Courgettes a la jam-jar

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:14

Dominique just slopped that onto the plate

RomainingCalm · 01/03/2021 21:14

@Halsall

Courgettes a la jam-jar

🤣🤣🤣 Too true!

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:15

Posh fish and chips. Nothing new there.

littlbrowndog · 01/03/2021 21:15

Why is Greg allowed to speak

ellenanora5 · 01/03/2021 21:15

Ye that's true Romaine but maybe she could send us a sign Smile

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:16

Gregg needs a muzzle tbh

jay55 · 01/03/2021 21:16

Mike looked like he was going to headbutt John he was nodding so fiercely.

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:16

I hope the crew finish the rest of her food. Such a waste.

ellenanora5 · 01/03/2021 21:16

It's a mystery to us all littlebrowndog

Halsall · 01/03/2021 21:17

Actually those courgettes make me think fondly of going to a beer-hall in Tokyo (don't ask) and ordering garlic bread as a bar-snack, which was served in a German beer-stein. With a pair of scissors to cut it.

No, we didn't really understand either.

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 01/03/2021 21:17

Gregg when he looks down to fill his face...

KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON
Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:18

Oh yes the apron is a reward isn't it 😂

TheLaughingGenome · 01/03/2021 21:18

Aah, Madeeha and Tom. Smile

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:18

Medeeha is crying like she's won the whole show. Calm down love.

ellenanora5 · 01/03/2021 21:18

Well done Tom and Madeeha

Stellaris22 · 01/03/2021 21:18

I really hope all that food doesn't get thrown in the bin, what a waste.

TheDogsMother · 01/03/2021 21:18

Woop woop I've found you all. How are you ? So good to be back !

ilovesooty · 01/03/2021 21:18

Oh so pleased for her.

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