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KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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fourquenelles · 19/02/2021 19:36

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

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Wolfcub · 01/03/2021 21:06

That telegraph article is spot on

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:07

John looks a mess tbh.

ilovesooty · 01/03/2021 21:07

So Tom hadn't been to Japan. Conversation stopper.

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:07

Please no foragers and ants this series 🤣

Halsall · 01/03/2021 21:07

Mac'n'cheese with tinned sausage? Hmm

ellenanora5 · 01/03/2021 21:08

Hi fourqs glad you made it

It could well be jay55

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:08

Tinned sausage??? Probably wasn't going to get expensed by the BBC.

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 01/03/2021 21:08

I have my crumpets and mini eggs ready....

littlbrowndog · 01/03/2021 21:09

Greg’s horrid smile. 😡

RomainingCalm · 01/03/2021 21:09

I'm with you all on the Japanese theme for this year. Lots of miso, dashi, yuzu etc. And plenty of Korean kimchi and pickled stuff.

Although I thought I heard the fig and beetroot lorry heading down the M1.

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fourquenelles · 01/03/2021 21:09

Love the image of Greggg just shouting your order through the letterbox like an Ocado delivery driver.

Gregggg Wallace - mammal (you sure?)

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InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 01/03/2021 21:09

Foraged....

ellenanora5 · 01/03/2021 21:10

I'm stuffing myself with biscuits

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:10

My haute cuisine tonight was burgers and chips tonight 😁

ilovesooty · 01/03/2021 21:10

I've got a bar of Frys raspberry cream.

ellenanora5 · 01/03/2021 21:10

Ooh I wonder was Potterhead successful in her application, does anyone know

RomainingCalm · 01/03/2021 21:11

That lady looks as if she's cooked about 2kg of rice only to put a spoonful in a ramekin.

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:11

Gregg must be thrilled to not have to share

Halsall · 01/03/2021 21:11

Love the image of Greggg just shouting your order through the letterbox like an Ocado delivery driver.

It's what pepper spray is made for, fourq (glad you could be here Smile

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fourquenelles · 01/03/2021 21:11

Lobster and chips yum

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ellenanora5 · 01/03/2021 21:11

I love them ilovesooty i'm so greedy I alternate with squares of frys mint cream Grin

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:11

@RomainingCalm🤣🤣

TheLaughingGenome · 01/03/2021 21:12

I love (not) the way that the contestants say what they're cooking, and then JT Johnsplains what they're cooking. And how it will probably go wrong.

RomainingCalm · 01/03/2021 21:12

@ellenanora5

Ooh I wonder was Potterhead successful in her application, does anyone know

I just wondered that as well. Would be very exciting if she is but I suspect she won't be able to talk about it.

Pebbledashery · 01/03/2021 21:12

Tom looks like he should be in Bucks fizz or Kajagoogoo