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KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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fourquenelles · 19/02/2021 19:36

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/03/2021 21:32

He said saw ten ayes. Even baldy bollox got it right.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2021 21:32

Steffanne's dish sounds garish. I love a good poached pear.

Blueberrycreampie · 08/03/2021 21:32

John's having a funny turn.

littlbrowndog · 08/03/2021 21:33

Omg that mouth 🤮

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2021 21:33

FUCK OFF, Gregg's face, and take the rest of you with you.

Blueberrycreampie · 08/03/2021 21:33

How wide can Gregg's mouth go?

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2021 21:34

@Blueberrycreampie

How wide can Gregg's mouth go?
He dislocates his jaw like a snake so he can fit all the dessert in.
JaneJeffer · 08/03/2021 21:34

Stefan can fairly talk some shite. I prefer Adrian, he can barely be heard.

lettingthedaysgoby · 08/03/2021 21:34

"This is the toughest round of the competition so far". No shit, John - each round harder than the last is the norm, surely?

Halsall · 08/03/2021 21:34

I grew purple potatoes once; they were most disappointing. Edsel blue, they were called.

Sorry, derailing......I'm now more firmly of the opinion that Stefan is a pretentious arse and would relish the chance to return in future years to pontificate smugly at the judges' table.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2021 21:35

I hereby ban Gregg from ever talking about little morsels ever ever again.

Blueberrycreampie · 08/03/2021 21:35

@GrouchyKiwi haha!

littlbrowndog · 08/03/2021 21:35

Not a risotto

Them dudes always do risottos

fourquenelles · 08/03/2021 21:37

Sing along now "It's all about the base no sugar"

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/03/2021 21:37

Well he ain’t getting that far Halsall.
How does irinia look younger?

Blueberrycreampie · 08/03/2021 21:37

Raspberry flavoured egg whiteShock

TheLaughingGenome · 08/03/2021 21:37

Stefan is the sort of husband who says he'll cook a special meal for mother's day, spends all week shopping, all day in the kitchen, a week's food money on one raw meal, destroys the cooker and uses every pot, pan, dish and utensil, leaves all the washing up, and then wants praise three ways for a month, for raw meat, seeping halibut and nasturtium leaves.

BECAUSE HE WAS ON MASTERCHEF.

awesomekillick · 08/03/2021 21:37

@killickthere

Stefan. Bit of a knob
Cough cough
Sunbird24 · 08/03/2021 21:37

That purple is shocking

Piggywaspushed · 08/03/2021 21:37

Raspberry flavoured egg white is my idea of heaven to be fair.

awesomekillick · 08/03/2021 21:38

@fourquenelles

Sing along now "It's all about the base no sugar"
Harhar that's a nice ear worm
ellenanora5 · 08/03/2021 21:38

Aww I loved Irini nice to see her again, not surprised by who left

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/03/2021 21:38

Oh that looks rank.

Wolfcub · 08/03/2021 21:38

I d not want a purple ring in my plate thank you

fourquenelles · 08/03/2021 21:38

His building designs must be shit if that's how he presents his food

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