KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

[fourquenelles]

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

He said saw ten ayes. Even baldy bollox got it right.

Steffanne's dish sounds garish. I love a good poached pear.

John's having a funny turn.

Omg that mouth 🤮

FUCK OFF, Gregg's face, and take the rest of you with you.

How wide can Gregg's mouth go?

@Blueberrycreampie

How wide can Gregg's mouth go?

He dislocates his jaw like a snake so he can fit all the dessert in.

Stefan can fairly talk some shite. I prefer Adrian, he can barely be heard.

"This is the toughest round of the competition so far". No shit, John - each round harder than the last is the norm, surely?

I grew purple potatoes once; they were most disappointing. Edsel blue, they were called.

Sorry, derailing......I'm now more firmly of the opinion that Stefan is a pretentious arse and would relish the chance to return in future years to pontificate smugly at the judges' table.

I hereby ban Gregg from ever talking about little morsels ever ever again.

@GrouchyKiwi haha!

Not a risotto

Them dudes always do risottos

Sing along now "It's all about the base no sugar"

Well he ain’t getting that far Halsall.
How does irinia look younger?

Raspberry flavoured egg white

Stefan is the sort of husband who says he'll cook a special meal for mother's day, spends all week shopping, all day in the kitchen, a week's food money on one raw meal, destroys the cooker and uses every pot, pan, dish and utensil, leaves all the washing up, and then wants praise three ways for a month, for raw meat, seeping halibut and nasturtium leaves.

BECAUSE HE WAS ON MASTERCHEF.

@killickthere

Stefan. Bit of a knob

Cough cough

That purple is shocking

Raspberry flavoured egg white is my idea of heaven to be fair.

@fourquenelles

Sing along now "It's all about the base no sugar"

Harhar that's a nice ear worm

Aww I loved Irini nice to see her again, not surprised by who left

Oh that looks rank.

I d not want a purple ring in my plate thank you

His building designs must be shit if that's how he presents his food