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KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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fourquenelles · 19/02/2021 19:36

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

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Wolfcub · 08/03/2021 21:26

Fuck me it's basil brush

littlbrowndog · 08/03/2021 21:26

Lol awesome

ilovesooty · 08/03/2021 21:26

Oh god. Gregg had his sex face on before he tasted it.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2021 21:26

Well done Alicia.

Rachel going home, I think.

Sunbird24 · 08/03/2021 21:26
SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 08/03/2021 21:26

Boom boom boom boom

Thought I was listening to Baldrick there...

But no.

Just Baldgreg.

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fourquenelles · 08/03/2021 21:27

Yeah Alicia! Even if you should be as fat as me if you eat chocolate every day

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ellenanora5 · 08/03/2021 21:27

Thank you Halsall Grin not surprised about more under cooked lamb, seems to be the theme this year

TheLaughingGenome · 08/03/2021 21:27

[quote Sunbird24]@killickthere I thought you meant the post wher you said Stefan was a knob... 🤦‍♀️[/quote]
So @killickthere has ALL the prescience?!

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 08/03/2021 21:27

Oh sunbird we are one!

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fourquenelles · 08/03/2021 21:28

I'd boot out the vegan lass

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Sunbird24 · 08/03/2021 21:28

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Boom boom boom boom

Thought I was listening to Baldrick there...

But no.

Just Baldgreg.

Just got in ahead of you with the video! 🤣
TroysMammy · 08/03/2021 21:28

Trying to think who Gregg reminds me of - Egghead jr from Foghorn Leghorn.

jay55 · 08/03/2021 21:29

@fourquenelles

I'd boot out the vegan lass
I'm pretty sure she just couldn't cook. Not that raw meat man was great but he could at least cook the veg.
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/03/2021 21:30

Dh has taken against stephanne and Rachel. Some world class swearing going on. “He got through but the pubes on the bollocks he’s talking.”

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 08/03/2021 21:30

sunbird 🤣

TheLaughingGenome · 08/03/2021 21:30

Oh bless her. I liked the look of that aubergine curry but it was very plain for Masterchef.

Halsall · 08/03/2021 21:30

Quite surprised Adrian's still in, tbh. His fish didn't look great as he scraped it off the bottom off the pan.....still, probably better than chewy aubergine.

Not convinced by Stefan either

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2021 21:30

@TroysMammy

Trying to think who Gregg reminds me of - Egghead jr from Foghorn Leghorn.
It's a thumb. He reminds you of a thumb.
awesomekillick · 08/03/2021 21:30

We have to admit Stephan is a talker. Or has talking pubes. I can buy that idea

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/03/2021 21:31

Irini!

ilovesooty · 08/03/2021 21:31

Oh i loved Irini.

littlbrowndog · 08/03/2021 21:31

Is it a thumb

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2021 21:31

Grin OhWhat's DH.

I like Irini. Jane is lovely too.

jay55 · 08/03/2021 21:32

Fuck off john, fuck off gregggggg