KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

That is Stefan 😂

@TheLaughingGenome

Nope.

"Colourful plate of horror" is what Jane's thinking.

@TheLaughingGenome

Stefan is the sort of husband who says he'll cook a special meal for mother's day, spends all week shopping, all day in the kitchen, a week's food money on one raw meal, destroys the cooker and uses every pot, pan, dish and utensil, leaves all the washing up, and then wants praise three ways for a month, for raw meat, seeping halibut and nasturtium leaves.

BECAUSE HE WAS ON MASTERCHEF.

EXACTLY, Genome

All hail to killick's awesome powers too

Lol purple ring 😂

Jane and Irini are so polite. It looks horrible.

'It's the costume of a clown'

Pot

Kettle

Black

DON'T USE YOUR FINGERS ON THE ICE CREAM.

Knob.

Oh dear. Ice cream soup

@littlbrowndog

Lol purple ring 😂

Have to admit to snorting at that. And then being asked to enjoy it. ...

Poached pears can be dangerous if too hard!!

Irini looks great

It looks like a ring of purple plasticine

@Halsall

I grew purple potatoes once; they were most disappointing. Edsel blue, they were called.

Sorry, derailing......I'm now more firmly of the opinion that Stefan is a pretentious arse and would relish the chance to return in future years to pontificate smugly at the judges' table.

Totally Halsall he really would, I don't like him, Alicia is my favourite and Katy

Aww I'm missing tonight :((( currently in bed with DD who refuses to go to sleep in her cot. Waiting for her to get in a deep sleep before I ninja move her to bed!

The purple and yellow monstrosity reminds me of something a Sesame Street character would cook.

Irini's colours are fab on her clothes

Did he just say it is sitting in sick??

15 minutes late! Yeesh.

15 mins late is that a record

@GrouchyKiwi

I hereby ban Gregg from ever talking about little morsels ever ever again.

At least he hasn't said slippery again Grouchy that actually turned my stomach last week (puke)

What’s going on, Greggg is being quite cutting?
Oh Alicia has the poo plates. I had to restrain dh from buying them from habitat.

Catch you on Wednesday Pebbledashery - good luck with the ninja-ing!

That late and not even a full portion of curry

Good luck Pebbledashery