KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

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Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

Mmm. That waygu looks delicious. Do it justice, Steffanne.

Celery-yak

Haha only time will tell damning

Dh made a good point-it’s like shows like this impose a certain way of cooking-ie undercooked lamb on the national psyche. Not everyone wants it.
No, no ones favourite food is aubergine.

Choomeric

laughing it said Katy looks like she can cook. A fine prediction drawn from looking at her face and demeanour and using my skills and experience to be very damn lucky in a comment, for once.

Fuuuuuuck couldn't get logged on so I'm way behind

Waves to all catch up in a bit with a bit of fast forward

Adrian's massacring his monkfish

Awesome killick

Adrian has buggered that fish

Such a tiny piece of beef on each plate. Shocking.

@killickthere I thought you meant the post wher you said Stefan was a knob... 🤦‍♀️

@littlbrowndog

Awesome killick

Now there's a new name ...

What do they know eh Halsall

I do not like Adrian. No special reason

Poncey beef.

Take it killick

Is it only me who would be disappointed with two thin strips of carrot?

I wish Gregg would shut the fuck up

Steak is bleeding on the plate.

Masterchef rule No. ! - if in a cook-off judged by Greggg, do a simple pudding well

One person gets an apron so far, ellen - nice half-Chinese, half-Scottish Katie, who did a spicy laksa.

Everyone else wasn't very distinguished, and there was virtually-unborn lamb.

That's about it till now!

I could listen to John saying "ugnons" for ever

I have a thing about poached chicken, can't eat it

@littlbrowndog

I do not like Adrian. No special reason

I'm not that keen on any of them tonight. Can't explain why but I think I am getting old and grumpy.