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KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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fourquenelles · 19/02/2021 19:36

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

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littlbrowndog · 08/03/2021 21:14

Heck

TheLaughingGenome · 08/03/2021 21:15

Baa

jay55 · 08/03/2021 21:15

Did he turn the oven on at all?

Wolfcub · 08/03/2021 21:15

I don't think I would eat that

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fourquenelles · 08/03/2021 21:16

Oh dear re the cat.

Cat is a very sensible town cat and will no doubt taunt him from the top of the shed as she taunted my other boys Grin

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Blueberrycreampie · 08/03/2021 21:16

That's more of a collage than a dinner😂

littlbrowndog · 08/03/2021 21:16

Don’t they practise at all

Halsall · 08/03/2021 21:16

Please tell me they'll cook that lamb a bit more and not just throw it all away? The waste is utterly criminal.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/03/2021 21:16

Evening my little choux croutes.
What that actual fuck has happened to jonty’s hair?

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2021 21:16

Why did he not waft it over a pan for a few seconds? I think he cooked it homeopathically.

littlbrowndog · 08/03/2021 21:16

@Blueberrycreampie

That's more of a collage than a dinner😂
True
Sunbird24 · 08/03/2021 21:17

Yay Katy

TheLaughingGenome · 08/03/2021 21:17

What temperature was that lamb warmed up cooked at?

It's crazy.

RomainingCalm · 08/03/2021 21:17

I'm beginning to suspect the ovens are tampered with to go no higher than about gas mark 5.

You may be right. Or my Granny was right when she used to claim that Christmas dinner took longer than usual because all the neighbours were using up all the power.

I'm beginning to get really pee-ed off with all of the undercooked lamb. It's nearly every time.

killickthere · 08/03/2021 21:17

Can I just refer everyone to my post of 15 mins ago?

TheDogsMother · 08/03/2021 21:17

Ooh a one apron evening but good call with Katy.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2021 21:17

I'm surprised they're sensible enough to only put one through at this stage. Well done, Katy!

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2021 21:18

Yes Alicia! Choosing chocolate as your favourite ingredient is SMART.

RomainingCalm · 08/03/2021 21:19

Wahay! We missed you Ohwhatfuckery.

Blueberrycreampie · 08/03/2021 21:19

@fourquenelles

Oh dear re the cat.

Cat is a very sensible town cat and will no doubt taunt him from the top of the shed as she taunted my other boys Grin

Cats rule😺
Wolfcub · 08/03/2021 21:19

Faaaark off Gregg

TheDogsMother · 08/03/2021 21:19

Shut up Greggggggg

jay55 · 08/03/2021 21:19

@killickthere

Can I just refer everyone to my post of 15 mins ago?
Great prediction.
TheLaughingGenome · 08/03/2021 21:19

@killickthere

Can I just refer everyone to my post of 15 mins ago?
What did it say? I'll never find it on this flipping useless tablet with the rubbish voice software ...
killickthere · 08/03/2021 21:20

Thank you jay - I'm never right so I am feeling exceptionally smug

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