KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

[fourquenelles]

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

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Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

letting you are correct and I'll go and stand in the corner

Go Alicia! Liking the look of her food!

What happened to the rest of that pork?

Omg raw again

That lamb !!

I believe that lamb is not yet dead

Oh my god. That lamb 😱

That lamb! Not just baaing, I'm not sure it's been born yet.

I’ve discovered a trick to reduce the irritation of Greggg questioning the contestants about their dishes - crunching on pork scratchings means you can’t hear a word he says

I'm always confused that so many contestants appear to have never cooked their supposed signature dish before.

Thank you all for the Chess love btw. He has been up and down the stairs like a pro, has the specific gravity on the lead of platinum and has discovered next door's cat instant enemy no 1

Awww four. He sounds brilliant.

John will be pleased he can taste tarragon today.

Adrian stand at the back of the class.

Where have we seen Adrian before???

Katy's dish looks superb.

Katy is scared stiff bless her

Jeez I know. Her eyes are like 🙀

Yay for Katy.

Sugar syrup with fish?!

Oh no,sugar syrup with fish

@RomainingCalm

I'm always confused that so many contestants appear to have never cooked their supposed signature dish before.

I'm beginning to suspect the ovens are tampered with to go no higher than about gas mark 5.

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Thank you all for the Chess love btw. He has been up and down the stairs like a pro, has the specific gravity on the lead of platinum and has discovered next door's cat instant enemy no 1

Oh dear re the cat.

Nope fish cauliflower and mango are not an attractive combination

She can have no idea how her dish tastes, though! Bonkers.

This looks nice dish