KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

[fourquenelles]

1 March new series

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Evening! I’d rather join you lovely lot to be irritated by Gregggg and John than watch Oprah.

Evening all. Ooh promising from Katie.

I like Katy. Means she's going to have a terrible day. Sorry, Katy.

Does John realise that not being able to get your hair cut doesn't mean you can't wash it. Ugh.

No intention of watching Harry and Meghan. Masterchef all the way.

Yup @Sunbird24. I have zero interest in the interview.

Stefan. Bit of a knob

Nasturtiums 🤣

beep beep beep backing up the nasturtium lorry

Woop woop nasturtium leaves.

Sorry is that a fish??

How can she taste it? Bonkers

Cauliflower 500 ways. Yawn.

They need to change the name of this round. Half the people don't know what a signature dish should be.

The cauliflower and mango truck has been.

A chap who talks with his eyes shut

Like this bloke. Humble

Bit late but I'm here!

And welcome to gorgeous Chess Fourq.

Adrian's dish sounds like heaven to me.

He's a nob too. I've decided.

Yeah roast them bones

John's teeth need fixing. He is mangling the English language even more tonight

@killickthere

Like this bloke. Humble

He is an ex-Headmaster. There is no such thing as a humble Headmaster...

Alicia's dish sounds delicious.

Cavolo Nero, drink.

Distinct lack of pickles and seaweed this round