KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
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@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

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Oh Gregggggg we wish you were less thick.

Omg. That fried egg. Bleugh

What's going on tonight. Too much raw and anemic food.

@littlbrowndog

Omg he said slippery.

I did a little bit of sick in my mouth

I’m a big fan of slow cooked pork belly. That ain’t it.

This would be the moment to whip Monday Night Mike back out of the cupboard and bring him back into the competition.

That egg looks like one of the ones that slip down the side of the cooker in a greasy spoon

What a waste of expensive lamb.

littlbrown

(Loving your work today on the Sturgeon threads btw. Gobsmacking stuff eh?)

Top praise there from John "It's edible". Talk about a low bar. Or looking at Helen's lamb, a low Baaaaa!

@RomainingCalm

This would be the moment to whip Monday Night Mike back out of the cupboard and bring him back into the competition.

Couldn't agree more

Didn't even bother to wash spinach ffs

I have never washed spinach. I have never noticed grit in it

Puke.....Gregg just said slippery

What is it was the uncooked meat and flabby looking fat this evening ?

Well this lot is rubbish

@lettingthedaysgoby 🤣

plus I don't like these contestants much

Baaaaaa Helen.

Can't argue with that decision

Raw undercooked food has no place on masterchef

Helen has the kind of expression you really don't want to see when the police approach your car and indicate you need to wind the window down

If the blousy blonde holds her line she's going to walk this round

I know aye scary

It's Irritating Kenny back...