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KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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fourquenelles · 19/02/2021 19:36

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

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Halsall · 03/03/2021 20:35

The return of the hispi cabbage

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:35

Kenny Tutt😁

TheDogsMother · 03/03/2021 20:35

Uzu ponzu. Takes a swig of gin

littlbrowndog · 03/03/2021 20:35

At last. Hispi

killickthere · 03/03/2021 20:36

So dull I'm missing wood ants

Wolfcub · 03/03/2021 20:36

Get that man a pressure cooker

RomainingCalm · 03/03/2021 20:36

The return of the hispi cabbage

It was always coming wasn't it Halsall. Just a day late - probably due to t'pandemic.

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fourquenelles · 03/03/2021 20:36

That beef is never going to be melting in that time. Why not use a pressure cooker?

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lettingthedaysgoby · 03/03/2021 20:36

Why do people keep trying to cook things best slow-cooked for 4 hours in 20 minutes? It's always going to be risky...

littlbrowndog · 03/03/2021 20:36

Bon’s bons.

TheDogsMother · 03/03/2021 20:37

Hispi. So 2020 !

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:38

Raw beef then.

lettingthedaysgoby · 03/03/2021 20:38

@Halsall

The return of the hispi cabbage
I cooked Hispi Cabbage the other week. I thought of you all,,, (It was nice, TBH, stir-fried with garlic. Thanks, Abel & Cole veg box)
ellenanora5 · 03/03/2021 20:38

Never liked those two winners

Yes think blonde lady will be ok but then again I thought Daniel was going to be good so what would I know.

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:38

Tartar has no place on my table

RomainingCalm · 03/03/2021 20:38

That tuna looks good. I think Steph will make it through.

littlbrowndog · 03/03/2021 20:38

Tuna tian

Halsall · 03/03/2021 20:40

Clafouté? WTF is that, Gary? A cross between clafoutis and velouté??

lettingthedaysgoby · 03/03/2021 20:40

@littlbrowndog

Tuna tian
You sound like the Little Engine Who Could...

Tuna tian, tuna tian, tuna tian....

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:41

I don't know why but I never took to Kenny.

Piggywaspushed · 03/03/2021 20:41

I don't think Saliha likes him..

Her face was like 'oh no, not him'.

lettingthedaysgoby · 03/03/2021 20:42

Kenny has been doing a lot of tasting in his kitchen...

jay55 · 03/03/2021 20:42

Can't stand Kenny either.

Seaweed, drink/bingo.

killickthere · 03/03/2021 20:42

It's not going to be a really cooked nicely presented dish

Wolfcub · 03/03/2021 20:42

Is that supposed to be a dish?