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KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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fourquenelles · 19/02/2021 19:36

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

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littlbrowndog · 03/03/2021 20:22

Wow John has gone all mao like

lettingthedaysgoby · 03/03/2021 20:22

Pallid chips - get in the sea...

TheDogsMother · 03/03/2021 20:23

Helen is making a sandwich

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:23

@thedogsmother sandwich 😂

lettingthedaysgoby · 03/03/2021 20:24

"With a fried egg on top" is always a winner for me...

Halsall · 03/03/2021 20:24

After undercooking her beef, Helen is going to undercook her lamb, isn't she?

ellenanora5 · 03/03/2021 20:24

And OhWhatFuckery is missing too

Wellington was bad

Fish is ok

Why are the chips not cooked, I was wrong about Daniel

Don't like the lamb look personally

RomainingCalm · 03/03/2021 20:25

@Halsall

After undercooking her beef, Helen is going to undercook her lamb, isn't she?

I think you may be right!

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fourquenelles · 03/03/2021 20:25

Speaking cock is back on form again

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Wolfcub · 03/03/2021 20:25

That lamb will still be baa-ing

Piggywaspushed · 03/03/2021 20:25

Wasn't too sure about the pan he was frying his egg in. And why he seemed to be frying it 40 minutes before it is needed.

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:25

Gregg is so orange today.

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:26

Has Gregg been pan fried

jay55 · 03/03/2021 20:26

That pork needs a lot longer

ellenanora5 · 03/03/2021 20:26

Lol fourqs

TheDogsMother · 03/03/2021 20:26

Deep fried pork belly Confused

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:26

Helen is obviously a conniseur in raw food.

RomainingCalm · 03/03/2021 20:26

As of pork belly wasn't fatty enough Daniel decides that deep frying it might be the way to win the round.

killickthere · 03/03/2021 20:27

Mr Peckham is out imo just for deep frying his meat.

Sunbird24 · 03/03/2021 20:27

Oh dear. What is going on tonight?

littlbrowndog · 03/03/2021 20:27

When did Greg get to be a bossy wanker

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fourquenelles · 03/03/2021 20:27

Daniel has gone I predict

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Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:28

Helen is gone too.

littlbrowndog · 03/03/2021 20:28

Omg he said slippery.

TheDogsMother · 03/03/2021 20:28

I feel sorry for Tom yesterday. He definitely would have gone through against this lot.