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1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
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Wow John has gone all mao like

Pallid chips - get in the sea...

Helen is making a sandwich

@thedogsmother sandwich 😂

"With a fried egg on top" is always a winner for me...

After undercooking her beef, Helen is going to undercook her lamb, isn't she?

And OhWhatFuckery is missing too

Wellington was bad

Fish is ok

Why are the chips not cooked, I was wrong about Daniel

Don't like the lamb look personally

@Halsall

After undercooking her beef, Helen is going to undercook her lamb, isn't she?

I think you may be right!

Speaking cock is back on form again

That lamb will still be baa-ing

Wasn't too sure about the pan he was frying his egg in. And why he seemed to be frying it 40 minutes before it is needed.

Gregg is so orange today.

Has Gregg been pan fried

That pork needs a lot longer

Lol fourqs

Deep fried pork belly

Helen is obviously a conniseur in raw food.

As of pork belly wasn't fatty enough Daniel decides that deep frying it might be the way to win the round.

Mr Peckham is out imo just for deep frying his meat.

Oh dear. What is going on tonight?

When did Greg get to be a bossy wanker

Daniel has gone I predict

Helen is gone too.

Omg he said slippery.

I feel sorry for Tom yesterday. He definitely would have gone through against this lot.