KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

@littlbrowndog keep it down 😁

That sauce is thinner than soy sauce.

Yes, @GrouchyKiwi - we need you!

I think Gary did OK. Salt of the earth type.

When is gravy "sauce"? Can anyone clarify?

Mash that looks like a white poo emoji 🤣 💩

That is an insult to beef Wellington.

Never gone wrong before.... Except on TV.

I have seen shirley about recently. Not sure about schadenfreude but I think she's about.

Tastebuds apparently still missing in action.

And @viques

Pale chips. Yuck

Chips? They look raw.

Those chips are insulting

Schadenfreude was around today I think, but maybe busy just now.

Wow, those are some pallid-looking chips.....

Hello lovelies. I couldn't watch the first episode and haven't found a chance yet to catch up. Will be here next week!

I have seen schadenfreude in the last couple of days in telly addicts

That’s a pre chip chip

How can you not cook chips... Get out.

It's not like the beef Wellington where you can't see how well cooked it it until you cut into it. Those chips are very obviously not cooked.

Yowgurt 🙄

Tiny yoooogert dip there

Laura is definitely a mumsnet user 😁

See now I can't listen to people saying YOGurt.

My apron has strawberries on

Excellent Grouchy, we'll see you later