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1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

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Awww poor Madeeha. Love her.

Yeah the sob story should be saved till at least the semi finals though

So much bloody oil honestly.

Lot of oil there

So Scottish guy getting boot 🥾

Pretty plate though.

Snap!

That amount of oil made me feel a bit ill.

That's just an offensive amount of oil.

Y Y, Nick Heyward too, Romaining!

Oh bless her.

I know so oily your mouth would be. 😖

Oh my god I would scoff that fish, that's my favourite so far, had to pause so i'm a bit behind

Yuzu!!

I can imagine 'Uncle Ross At Xmas' banging on about the various ways I could have chosen to cook the starter that only he asked for because no fucker else wanted one but he insisted - Oh you've done it like that, have you? - as opposed to his bizarre interpretation. Yes, I've actually done it properly, you twat.

The talking clock has appeared

Even John is telling Greg(g) to fuck off

Ross is off to stab someone

@wolfcub 🤣

That was the right call.

Ohhh Mike! If the next lot are shit I'll weep for you

I bet someone weaker than Mike goes through tomorrow.

I did fleetingly wonder whether Tom's 'pork collar' was something he'd found in Ross's locker 😱

A different heat and Mike would have made it through. The right choice this evening though.

See you all on Wednesday.

Isn't Tom more Jason Donovan?! No way mike should have gone.

See you Wednesday at 8 people