@Edgeoftheledge
And shes gf and doesn’t realise coffee doent gave gluten in
she's as thick as F but a uni graduate and a nurse...

- maybe she's just pretending to be as thick as F to the police thinking they'll be lenient on her...
You could tell she was 'shocked' or 'pretending' to be shocked when they arrested, charged her etc.
The funniest for me (and I felt bad about it) was watching her cringe and groan in obviously faked pain e.g. when she was in the police car going after speed bumps (they hurt my hip when it does that!) especially after seeing her prancing around a living room with no pain whatsoever!
The paramedic/medical person (blonde, green uniform) was surprisingly patient and sympathetic with her - despite probably realising she was putting a lot of her symptoms on.