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Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:07

Previous thread.

OP posts:
GrouchyKiwi · 08/12/2020 21:10

I'm talking to my Mum in NZ while watching with subtitles. I saw the donuts and was delighted then the subs mentioned the liver parfait. No thanks.

OP posts:
fourquenelles · 08/12/2020 21:10

Me too Blueberry it is very jarring

littlbrowndog · 08/12/2020 21:10

Me to blueberry.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/12/2020 21:11

Did that wumman just say "Thank you chef" to the speaking cock? Shock

Pebbledashery · 08/12/2020 21:11

Honestly. Gregg is so fake interested. It really grinds my gears.

jay55 · 08/12/2020 21:12

When contestants call Greggg chef, it's like calling your teacher mum, the embarrassment burns for weeks.

Wolfcub · 08/12/2020 21:12

Worried for Victor

fourquenelles · 08/12/2020 21:12

Push push and..................over the cliff you go

Pebbledashery · 08/12/2020 21:12

@jay55 😂😂😂 hahaha

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/12/2020 21:13

I think you will be right jayy.

You will NEVER live down the shame!

Wolfcub · 08/12/2020 21:13

Fkin hell greg you moron

Pebbledashery · 08/12/2020 21:14

Hold on. Have they not filmed them eating!??....

littlbrowndog · 08/12/2020 21:14

Greg is so tiresome

ilovesooty · 08/12/2020 21:14

Well done Santosh.

fourquenelles · 08/12/2020 21:14

Well spotted Pebble maybe time is short?

HMSSophie · 08/12/2020 21:14

Philly leaves me cold. Mind you that is pretty.

Pebbledashery · 08/12/2020 21:15

Oh I blinked and missed them eating 😂

fourquenelles · 08/12/2020 21:15

Oh there goes gut bucket shovelling it in!

DennisWaterman · 08/12/2020 21:15

Evening all

Yay! Go Santosh (34? Must have hard paper rounds in Tibet)

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/12/2020 21:15

FOAM!

You can't eat foam.

HMSSophie · 08/12/2020 21:16

dennis think of the hill climbing to reach the last house in the town :)

Pebbledashery · 08/12/2020 21:16

Foam belongs in the toilet bowl after you've cleaned it. Nowhere else.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/12/2020 21:16

I notice he didn't thank Gregggg for his fulsome praise.

Just looked away rather than let us all see the contempt in his eyes.

Blueberrycreampie · 08/12/2020 21:17

@fourquenelles

Me too Blueberry it is very jarring
Why doesn't someone in the BBC correct him? It's 'ahmund' ffs!
littlbrowndog · 08/12/2020 21:17

Pasta looks a bit like scrotums